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Can I also just point out that it’s not actually my joke – I just thought it was funny and that’s entirely different :lol:

@Bad Manners wrote:

No Ghost gag’s please.

You mean like:

Patrick Swayze has agreed to appear in the sequel to Ghost. Filming starts in about six weeks. That sort of thing?

If so, then I for one promise not to do any.

No need to worry – after all, I get paid to watch folk fighting with each other on a Friday/Saturday night (welll, there’s actually a bit more to my job than that tbh) so there’s a bit of balance to it :lol:

It’s a matter of trust pats, you’d like to think that if you were talking to someone on a one to one basis then it’d stay as that unless you were quite happy for a third or fourth party to join in.

Can I just clarify one thing here as well? I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying that people talk and as such these things happen. We all gossip…[Read more]

I actually agree with fastcars here (take note of the date as I doubt it’ll happen again!) that it is pretty much the same thing.

I work with mostly women and they’re constantly talking about text messages they’ve recieved (or reading them out as they get them) or conversations they’ve had which I doubt the other person who they had the initial…[Read more]

Well, since you’re confessing to Neighbours I’ll confess to Emmerdale. When Butch Dingle died I had to leave the room :lol:

my mam still not had a cry as yet

I think some folk are just like that. I know I’ve never cried at losing anyone, but strangely enough I cried at the end of Armageddon and Man On Fire. Go figure.

That’s my/your plans fucked down the pan

thank you

You’re very welcome, but it was nothing really.

Rangers beating Bremen 2-0 made even sweeter by a moment of goalkeeping hilarity in the first half :D

I’m surprised actually, when I saw the teams for the last 32 Bremen were in my top five possible winners. Thought if they avoided Bayern then they’d meet them in the final – could still happen.

May your next sh*te be a hedgehog

A head on collision with one of those big fire doors at work. I hadn’t put the door stop in properly so when I turned round I just met one of the side corners head on, had a big lump on my head from it as well :evil:

Not getting my lunch break at work today, and having my plans to finish an hour early to make up for it f***ed down the pan :evil:

I haven’t had the jehova’s at my door for a while, can’t imagine why :lol: Maybe they’ve realized I’m not one of them.

Points Of Authority/99 Problems/One Step Closer – Jay Z & Linkin Park 8)

Naming no names, but it puts certain other collaborations to shame :lol:

When I Come Around – Green Day

Diary Of Jane – Breaking Benjamin

Didn’t know it was your birthday, but many happy returns. So is it 21 again? And if so, how many times is than now? :lol:

Rape Me – Nirvana

Dumb – Nirvana