JohnBoy25

@Tilly Mint wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

@Tilly Mint wrote:

she used to do ‘minisitry of mayhem’ she’s a tv presenter.

Don’t have a clue what in the name of merry hell that is :lol:

It was a kid’s tv show that was on every saturday morning

That explains it

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

all 20 clubs agreed to explore a proposal

Does Tokyo really want to watch Bolton v Middlesbrough? Or maybe, since it’s not happening (if it does) for a few years, they may even be treated to Derby v Watford! I wouldn’t even watch it on Setanta!

Would an Arsenal fan (for example, and a season ticket holder at that) be happy at…

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@PATS wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

You obviously looked more closely than I did :-

i thort it was holly willoughby………. :oops:

In THAT top… :lol: how the hell did they stay put??

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

You obviously looked more closely than I did :-

i thort it was holly willoughby………. :oops:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

That picture of Christina Aguillera in today’s paper. She’s looking very well indeed… :D

More like looking very “swell” :lol:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

…they may even be treated to Derby v Watford!

Oi. I’ll have you know that it is a widely known fact in proper footballists’ circles that Derby County are in fact the most gifted, tictactically astute side playing today and, further, boast most of the world’s best players. They just happen to be really very exceptionally…[Read more]

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Terrific – route one football at its best :lol:

lol yep :lol:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

good start… next test France

You’ll need Gary Caldwell & James McFadden for that one. Worked for us :lol:

It certainly did… what a match 8)

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

sex education lessons

Thing is I don’t remember much of them, all I remember is that me and my mates burst out laughing everytime we heard the word ‘penis’ :lol:

i still do. 8)

@sharongooner wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

On a similar note though, Bin Laden hasn’t given up just because things are getting a bit nasty. Credit where it’s due (or perhaps not)

are you comparing JC to Afganistan?? :lol:

dont be stupid. afghanistans a doddle compared wif venturing in ere nowadays. :-

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Does the same apply to ‘How come?’

Er … no. The answer to this type of question is covered by sex education lessons – not general knowledge lessons.

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

On a similar note though, Bin Laden hasn’t given up just because things are getting a bit nasty. Credit where it’s due (or perhaps not)

are you comparing JC to Afganistan?? :lol:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Neil Maskell is the guy’s name (had to look it up as it had been bugging me too!) He was in Basic Instinct 2 and a few others that I didn’t look up.

Anyhoo, I’m off to bed now. Got to be up for the post tomorrow as there’s stuff I’ll have to sign for. Night.

Night mate x

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@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Very kind of you sharon, but sometimes….there’s certain ‘needs’ that a hug just doesn’t cover :lol:

Well Im sorry but a cyber hug is as far as I can go… I think Mr SG may have something to say about that :wink:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

There is something wrong with that, I’ve nobody to put it into practise on :twisted: :lol:

aww bless have a hug johnny

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

@waspish wrote:

my best mate is a single mum. she does a fantastic job. her sons are a credit to her and they are the most helpful respectful kids i know. anyone who calls single mums is an ass. and single dads for that matter. it never ceases to amaze me that SOME men instantly see a single mum as a slapper and a crack head. but…

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@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Must be sharon, I’m not one for holding back! My current favourite that I use is, incidentally, ‘F***ing nobhead/face’ The best one I’ve ever heard though – sunny, take note – is ‘C**ting B***ard’ :lol:

My fave naughty line is from that Ray winston Cathy Burke film when he says to her “put the cun****g drink down and get in the…[Read more]

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Because it discriminates against Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday. Quite frankly, I’m dissapointed in you :lol:

sorry sir

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Helmet?! WTF is that, some sort of weird London thing? :lol:

Helmet = nob… you helmet :wink: :lol:

Never heard that one before, where I come from it’s the direct approach or nothing at all :lol:

I think its probably an Essex/Cockney thing Johnboy lol

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

price quoted for wed photos :lol:

daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :P

Why does it have to be Wednesday? :lol:

why not :wink: