[JohnBoy25]

@sharongooner wrote:

First time Ive read this thread since posting on it because it had turned into a private chat.

Its certainly more interesting since Rubes the bearded one from barnsley joined! :lol:

Probably cos it was just us who were on

[JohnBoy25]

@sunny wrote:

John its because most men even tho they have a hand to hold the lil man never aim staright and it gos every where

Fact – though not me :-

[JohnBoy25]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

its called stale pi.ss jon :roll: :P

But there’s something else – like someone’s tried to cover it with air freshner even though there isn’t one :lol:

Or maybe they’ve just improvised :D

[JohnBoy25]

@rubyred wrote:

@johnboy25 wrote:

My local always has a faint aroma of push with an i. Don’t know what it’s like when I’m not there though :lol:

chuckle,,nah you tone it down John ;)

a wee tin of deoderant comes in handy for nasty niffs,rancid carpets and fart gas !

Don’t know if that’d do it tbh :D

Tell you something though, with or without a smoking ban – the gents toilets will always have the most bizarre smell in it and nobody will ever know what the hell it is! Not one of the ‘big three’ anyway. Maybe it’s a design fault, it’s the same smell you get in gents toilets everywhere – train stations, public toilets (I’d rather go in front of the entire town than use one of them) the ones when I was at school etc. :lol:

[JohnBoy25]

Shocking, innit? :lol:

[JohnBoy25]

My local always has a faint aroma of push with an i. Don’t know what it’s like when I’m not there though :lol:

[JohnBoy25]

@sunny wrote:

oi i was only making ya feel welcome you keep saying there was a conthingy majig against ya 8)

So i gaged ya up and you should be f00king honoured i wanted to use me love beads on ya [-(

So that’s it? Sympathy pleasures..I mean torture :lol:

[JohnBoy25]

@bat wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

actually i dont know everything!! and im on here for the answer..

Is it true, that in England your allowed to smoke in pubs at New years Eve?

Dunno ruby. I don,t smoke and I don,t go to pubs. Ask John, he,ll know. He,s a mountain of useless I mean usefull information he is. :lol: :lol:

One way to find out :lol: How’s that for wisdom :D

[JohnBoy25]

I,ve looked in the washing machine and they aint there. They aint in the tumble dryer either. I,m telling ya, it,s them aliens that made my telly/lights and pc go off the other day, they,ve got em, up there in their space ship. Bastards

Did you remember to sneak up on them so they couldn’t see you or hear you before you had a look? :lol:

[JohnBoy25]

@sunny wrote:

How come you two only ever seem to pop out when the other one pops up :-k

8) Makes me feel like yas dont wanna talk to no one eles but ech other :twisted:

It may seem that way but it’s only because we’re actually the same person. It is I who has multiple identities :lol:

Anyway, sunny – you usually have me gagged to stop me screaming so how am I supposed to talk? :D

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