Okay, I’ll do a couple (but not the shipman one)
A teacher asks a class full of kids ‘What was Churchill famous for?’
A kid at the back shouts ‘Being a white man called Winston’
I’m trying to load that new Boeing 777 flight simulator onto my PC, but it keeps crashing.
I was really depressed last night, so much so that I phoned the samaritans. As per usual, I was put through to a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was depressed and they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.