[jolly roger]

i think youse lot are not thinking straight why dont you take yer arses out of yr brains and please read what i say

ps

you fckn numpties

[jolly roger]

imn notdoing names cos i teach special needs people but not kids,adults,,,,anyway im thinking what shall my subject be today

so i er plumped for what  was the last film you saw?

somebody”ive seen saw”

me “oh i mean  givethe last fim you seen and  give it a 0/10 rating

so this woman piped up little mermaid ten i felt sorry for her

me!” not seen it myself but you do know mermaids arent real dont you?

her “yes they are you liar why would they do a film about her then?

erm i was thinking micky mouse,bambi,ddumbo etc

i started to question my own existence,,wtf am i do ing here?

but i put my professional hat on and said right break time and said shall we go outside and have a cig,20 ppl jumped up and said good shout

there was one bloke who said to me im  glad you said to me im dying for a smoke you are one boring barstard

you just cant win can you?

[jolly roger]

wot a dik i am i didnt xplain the title what somebody said to me today

doh

it was funny tho and sincere

i sort of guffawed up my sleeve bless her xx

[jolly roger]

agreed h hey i had a few mates round here watching the match and that and at half time we usually play cards but this time we didnt

cos i said “do you reckon h will ever do a thread”?

percy “whos h”?

paul”who gives a fck shuffle the cards mark theres only certain ppl who can do threads

me “yeh i know

[jolly roger]

i quite like you kenty,and its very rare i give compliments but ok you are a gilf but all this obe business why? you are only like me as in common as muck.

[jolly roger]

well nowt if you are mutton dressed as lamb i suppose

[jolly roger]

i, said no

faz “why”,?

me “cos the more the idiot opens his mouth the more he lets us into his pathetic mind yeh”?

faz  “wot evs”

we never saw himagain

[jolly roger]

fazzer never banned anybody not even me or limpy bob,but i do remember us discussing in our mod meets should we ban tommy for his extremist far right national front “opinions”

[jolly roger]

did he the pedo cnut i didnt know that  spits

i did hear he was a racist tho

[jolly roger]

no all i was saying was i knew a tommy from pats

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