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A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her.
Ken ya swaller? Asked Bluey
The woman signalled ‘No!’ desperately shaking her head.
Kin ya breathe?’ asked Bazza. The woman shook her head, No!!!
With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her butt.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Bazza said in admiration ‘Ya know Bluey, I’d heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that’s the first time I ever seen somebody do it.’
@sunny wrote:
Its like saying should we ban boxing because its proved after years of having some one hitting ya head all the time it kills the brainnever realised you were an ex boxer
the latest rumours are it was a revenge tackle for the Birmingham pub bombings
on the 21st november 1974.
there is also a rumour of an alleged wager between Johnson and Taylor to see who can break the most legs in a season
One player who did not want to be mentioned because “i want to keep my kneecaps” the clearly terrified teammate said “somebody is gonna lose an eye if we are not careful”
“birmingham should be automatically relegated “said an other onlooker in a Bolton shirtonce again Birmingham disgrace football
how long are these thugs going to get away with it
Johnson should be banned for life
police are investigating a clear racial motive to his disgraceful challenge
one onlooker heard him shouting “i’ll get the irish b@stard next time”@pete wrote:
@kevin wrote:
@pete wrote:
cant decide whether its enriched my blighted life or blighted my enriched life (though i’m sure kevin might tell me blah blah blah blah blah) :lol:
hard for me to comment
but the wife dosent understand me routine for 3 hours tells me where you were.i knew youd know oh and its doesn’t btw You need some new material
i think your the one that needs new material
its not a great chat up line@pete wrote:
cant decide whether its enriched my blighted life or blighted my enriched life (though i’m sure kevin might tell me blah blah blah blah blah) :lol:
hard for me to comment
but the wife dosent understand me routine for 3 hours tells me where you were.@sharongooner wrote:
aww kev thats a bit unnecessary on this thread innit?
People wouldnt post if they didnt want Esme to read it.
I know rubes has been worried for weeks bout rubes, we’ve spoken on the phone. I updated her last night on events, she already knew.
She is a very ill lady, and this thread should be about wishing her well. Nothing more nothing less.
like i said…………….
and sunny there is no excuse for not spelling national correctly
lazy bas tard
