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    @bassingbourne55 wrote:

    I am a man, I have driven for 34 years and have been an HGV driver. All my observations over that time lead me to believe that women are, in general, better drivers than men. Accident statistics bear this out too, and that is why women can often get lower insurance premiums.

    That doesn’t mean that there aren’t some bad women drivers. If I were to generalise, bad driving by women tends to be through carelessness or confusion, bad driving by men is more likely to be through reckless risk-taking and impatience.

    what an ar se licker

    #225937

    @Lambrini Girl wrote:

    I thought you said somewhere you didn’t/couldn’t drive?

    i didn’t say that i have driven since 83
    it was that ED fellow playing with my words

    #225934

    very good
    mine was better

    #225598

    i don’t doubt what you say
    but doubt it had the premeditation the b’astard had just because he injured himself trying to foul alfe at elland road a couple of yrs before
    the man is a vicious thug
    disgraced his country with the world cup debacle
    hes a c’unt

    #167162

    @metallica01 wrote:

    r u really morrissey? coz hes a miserable git as well :evil:

    VICAR IN A TUTU

    I was minding my business
    Lifting some lead off
    The roof of the Holy Name church
    It was worthwhile living a laughable life
    To set my eyes on the blistering sight
    Of a vicar in a tutu
    He’s not strange
    He just wants to live his life this way

    A scanty bit of a thing
    With a decorative ring
    That wouldn’t cover the head of a goose
    As Rose collects the money in a cannister
    Who comes sliding down the bannister ?
    The vicar in a tutu
    He’s not strange
    He just wants to live his life this way

    The monkish monsignor
    With a head full of plaster
    Said : “My man, get your vile soul dry-cleaned”
    As Rose counts the money in the cannister
    As natural as Rain
    He dances again
    My god !
    The vicar in a tutu
    Oh yeah
    Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Oh …
    The vicar in a tutu
    Oh yeah
    Oh …

    The next day in the pulpit
    With Freedom and Ease
    Combatting ignorance, dust, and disease
    As Rose counts the money in the cannister
    As natural as Rain
    He dances again and again and again

    In the fabric of a tutu
    Any man could get used to
    And I am the living sign
    And I’m a living sign
    I am a living sign
    I’m a living sign
    I am a living sign
    I’m a living sign
    Sign …
    I am a living sign

    morrissey has a lot of ironic humour
    miserable people like you don’t get it

    #225596

    @tiggy wrote:

    @kevin wrote:

    good riddance to the dirty b’astard

    i have nothing to declare
    but my stupidity

    … Indeed you don’t.

    ask alf inge haaland
    the aforementioned bas’tard should have been banned for life

    #225174

    @gyps wrote:

    So have you shot em yet Kev?? 8)

    weapon should arrive this week
    then its game on
    are you game gyps?

    #225172

    @Mrs Clean wrote:

    @Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

    @kevin wrote:

    @Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

    She seems interested in the power of your weapon Kev. :wink:

    its not a repeater

    Few are at our age! :lol:

    Does it fire blanks then?? :wink:

    it does the snip worked
    but it does’nt work on dogs

    #225384

    @Bad Manners wrote:

    The only emotion a St George’s flag should induce in a Scot is revultion. :-$

    well you fu ckers tried revolution and got quashed by the superior sword

    #225381

    @Bad Manners wrote:

    The stupid big numpty Hansen said yesterday that “his spine was tingling at the sight of all the St George’s flag’s”. :evil: I can respect Scot’s if they wanna cheer on England, but what I cant take is big ejjit’s like Hansen kissing the English’s as.ses at the BBC. Big dumplin.

    hes like all jocks very boring
    and a great ar se licker

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