[kevin]

@bassingbourne55 wrote:

I am a man, I have driven for 34 years and have been an HGV driver. All my observations over that time lead me to believe that women are, in general, better drivers than men. Accident statistics bear this out too, and that is why women can often get lower insurance premiums.

That doesn’t mean that there aren’t some bad women drivers. If I were to generalise, bad driving by women tends to be through carelessness or confusion, bad driving by men is more likely to be through reckless risk-taking and impatience.

what an ar se licker

[kevin]

@Lambrini Girl wrote:

I thought you said somewhere you didn’t/couldn’t drive?

i didn’t say that i have driven since 83
it was that ED fellow playing with my words

[kevin]

very good
mine was better

[kevin]

i don’t doubt what you say
but doubt it had the premeditation the b’astard had just because he injured himself trying to foul alfe at elland road a couple of yrs before
the man is a vicious thug
disgraced his country with the world cup debacle
hes a c’unt

[kevin]

@metallica01 wrote:

r u really morrissey? coz hes a miserable git as well :evil:

VICAR IN A TUTU

I was minding my business
Lifting some lead off
The roof of the Holy Name church
It was worthwhile living a laughable life
To set my eyes on the blistering sight
Of a vicar in a tutu
He’s not strange
He just wants to live his life this way

A scanty bit of a thing
With a decorative ring
That wouldn’t cover the head of a goose
As Rose collects the money in a cannister
Who comes sliding down the bannister ?
The vicar in a tutu
He’s not strange
He just wants to live his life this way

The monkish monsignor
With a head full of plaster
Said : “My man, get your vile soul dry-cleaned”
As Rose counts the money in the cannister
As natural as Rain
He dances again
My god !
The vicar in a tutu
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh …
The vicar in a tutu
Oh yeah
Oh …

The next day in the pulpit
With Freedom and Ease
Combatting ignorance, dust, and disease
As Rose counts the money in the cannister
As natural as Rain
He dances again and again and again

In the fabric of a tutu
Any man could get used to
And I am the living sign
And I’m a living sign
I am a living sign
I’m a living sign
I am a living sign
I’m a living sign
Sign …
I am a living sign

morrissey has a lot of ironic humour
miserable people like you don’t get it

[kevin]

@tiggy wrote:

@kevin wrote:

good riddance to the dirty b’astard

i have nothing to declare
but my stupidity

… Indeed you don’t.

ask alf inge haaland
the aforementioned bas’tard should have been banned for life

[kevin]

@gyps wrote:

So have you shot em yet Kev?? 8)

weapon should arrive this week
then its game on
are you game gyps?

[kevin]

@Mrs Clean wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@kevin wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

She seems interested in the power of your weapon Kev. :wink:

its not a repeater

Few are at our age! :lol:

Does it fire blanks then?? :wink:

it does the snip worked
but it does’nt work on dogs

[kevin]

@Bad Manners wrote:

The only emotion a St George’s flag should induce in a Scot is revultion. :-$

well you fu ckers tried revolution and got quashed by the superior sword

[kevin]

@Bad Manners wrote:

The stupid big numpty Hansen said yesterday that “his spine was tingling at the sight of all the St George’s flag’s”. :evil: I can respect Scot’s if they wanna cheer on England, but what I cant take is big ejjit’s like Hansen kissing the English’s as.ses at the BBC. Big dumplin.

hes like all jocks very boring
and a great ar se licker

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