laine1

Been embarrassed many times over the years, I used to go to a lot of dance classes, and I live in a small peninsular town.
you get to know a lot of people. bit like in a village.
I was walking through the main town on market day one Saturday, when suddenly I heard from behind me “oi Nicearse”………I carried on walking, slightly faster. when…[Read more]

Retribution

Even i’m having a Grrrrr moment today! which is as rare as rocking horse chit!
what piissed me off?
you really wanna know?

being told to shut up in a chatroom when I had said absolutely nothing.
and that recently all I seem to see is chatters wishing each other dead!

what is wrong with people???

i can beat that Arc i’ve seen an instant…. “I’ll leave you to it I’m not responding anymore” someone comments and straight away they’re back . think it must have been all of 5 minutes.
some people can’t help themselves.

Wonder Woman (good ole reliable laine) Will help anyone with anything. used to rescuing people, even from themselves.

Nanny McPhee, when you need me but don’t want me, I will be here, when you want me but don’t need me ill be gone.

Nelly the Elephant I never forget what ive had done to me, I forgive, but never forget

This is the spider I share my Bathroom with

Spot on AngelBabe I think yours is the Golf

I won a gold medal for Argentinian Tango when I was 15
I passed my Masters degree in psychology with honours
I have a huge St Bernard dog who thinks he owns my home

Sunrise taken at 0635 this morning in Hampshire

Think I must be a bloke………… I just hang it out, it dries

Kissed any one of your J C friends?…..YES
Have you had sex with any of your J C friends? ….NO
Kissed someone you didn’t like?….NO
Had a threesome? ….NO
Had sex somewhere you shouldn’t? ….YES
Have you kissed a girl? ….YES
Have you kissed a boy? ….YES
Slept until 5 PM? ….NO
Fallen asleep at work/school?….NO
Been cheated on? ….YES
He…[Read more]

OI i wanna know who i’m shaggin’ thesedays, not been told for ages

Stunning Photos Ab, x

Today is my Daughter’s Birthday, so popped round at sunrise with her card (she lives 2 minutes from me) and couldn’t resist taking this photo from outside her home

Photo taken minutes ago, the view from my patio doors

Moelleaux au Chocolat

100g dark chocolate (ideally about 70% cocoa solids)
75g unsalted butter
50g icing sugar
25g flour
2 eggs

Preheat the oven to around 200C. Melt the chocolate and butter in a bain marie.
Mix together the icing sugar and flour in a separate bowl. Then add the eggs and mix well.
Butter two ramekin dishes. When the…[Read more]

I tend to substitute “World” for the word “God”