We have to check SHR, because as you well know when a woman says to a man “can you” …..whatever, whether it be bins planted bulbs, emptied the dishwasher etc (you pick), we all know men will say yes, but then rarely actually do it, why? because there is a vast difference male brain wise to “can you” and “have you” or “will you do that now.”
quote from a book…….
a woman brings plants home from shopping but has to dash out again and says to her partner “can you plant those plants for me”
“yes” he replies.
hours later the woman returns home and the plants are wilted and not planted, she looks at her partner and says ” I thought you said you would plant those plants”
he replied, “no, you asked whether I can, and yes I can, but you didn’t actually ask me to plant them”
This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with any public rest rooms/toilets (rest??? you’ve GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers that other commonly asked question about why women go to the toilets in pairs. It’s so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your bag and hand you Kleenex under the door.
This HAD to be written by a woman! No one else could describe it so accurately.
AB, now maybe men will realise why women carry handbags? in mine I always have a small pack of wet wipes, hand gel, and tissues. lol x
I’ll play. Why do women watch their partner quietly for an half an hour while we are trying to build complex flat pack IKEA furniture without the instructions, eventually tut and sigh, hand over the instructions and walk away flashing that exasperated ‘I told you so’ look?
Because…….. my dear we know men are logical thinkers and will work it out eventually, women? well, we’re emotional thinkers, we just get on with it lol
Going out to feed the birds, and a Robin watching me then giving me the perfect recital, white frosty grass, steamy breath hitting to cold air, diamond encrusted spider webs hanging from the bushes.
A Steaming hot mug of strong black tea to defrost me.