lancsman48

Heskey seems 2 me 2 be a step backwards.

Getting back to thread…lets all join together and give Jeremy a big hand he deserves it.

Monday 13th July 1998.…[Read more]

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Diamonds on the soles of her shoes :Paul Simon

@toybulldog wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

I wore a tartan scarf and grew me hair to look like Rod Stewart. After all the Faces were cool weren’t they ?

But then the Bay City Rollers became popular and I just looked a proper rodney.

(all of me luvs all of u)

are u my long lost twin :?: :shock:

o m g went out with a…

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@lancsman48 wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@PATS wrote:

the dfs one thats bin avin a 5 day sale fa the last 5 years.an the cillit bang kunt.

pmlllllllll Mr Blokey goes mental at the dfs sale ones… always splattered over the papers too pml.

How many sofa’s can 1 household buy ffs.

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@PATS wrote:

the dfs one thats bin avin a 5 day sale fa the last 5 years.an the cillit bang kunt.

pmlllllllll Mr Blokey goes mental at the dfs sale ones… always splattered over the papers too pml.

How many sofa’s can 1 household buy ffs.

@PATS wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

I wore a tartan scarf and grew me hair to look like Rod Stewart. After all the Faces were cool weren’t they ?

But then the Bay City Rollers became popular and I just looked a proper rodney.

(all of me luvs all of u)

are u my long lost twin :?: :shock:

o m g went out with a roller fan for 2 whole weeks,tartan…[Read more]

@Matty wrote:

so you calmed down now? i did that predictor thing on the bbc website… i got Birmingham, Fulham and Derby going down

You forgot Wigan Matty,they’re shyter than shyte

chrimbo week…..when was last time you treated yourself 2 summat special?

@outraged from oxford wrote:

Well, suppose two ‘ hello’s’ is better than none, even if one of em was whining about havin toothache…..serves you bloody right Ruby, I only gotta smell butterkist to put 3 stone on!
…..I hope all yer sufferin! :D

evenin used to wear Oxford bags

He’s not been the same since Eric Morecombe died.

VIOLETS ARE BLUE
ROSES ARE RED
WHOSE NICKED THE
FECKIN VALENTINES THREAD

@sharongooner wrote:

Innit though Lancy 8)

We Aim,Pee n Miss and its O.K. LOL.

@sharongooner wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

Opps *ONLY GET WHAT YOU GIVE*CLASSIC

dont let go
youve got the music in you

one of my top faves lancy 8) shame they lost faith in the industry, but that just makes me admire them more

How good is that freakin song ffs

@sharongooner wrote:

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People–
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom…

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Opps *ONLY GET WHAT YOU GIVE*CLASSIC

@PATS wrote:

cream filled O:)

But i thought your sign was 22

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

I was told that I looked 14 – this was despite the fact that I was in the pub getting served. Tell you what I was told though, I was told that I look like Yossi Benayoun which I was quite chuffed about until I realized he’s an ugly f***er!

But I do, that’s the worst thing :lol:

Least you get 2 keep the match ball