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chrimbo week…..when was last time you treated yourself 2 summat special?
@outraged from oxford wrote:
Well, suppose two ‘ hello’s’ is better than none, even if one of em was whining about havin toothache…..serves you bloody right Ruby, I only gotta smell butterkist to put 3 stone on!
…..I hope all yer sufferin! :Devenin used to wear Oxford bags
He’s not been the same since Eric Morecombe died.
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
ROSES ARE RED
WHOSE NICKED THE
FECKIN VALENTINES THREAD@sharongooner wrote:
@lancsman48 wrote:
Opps *ONLY GET WHAT YOU GIVE*CLASSIC
dont let go
youve got the music in youone of my top faves lancy 8) shame they lost faith in the industry, but that just makes me admire them more
How good is that freakin song ffs
@sharongooner wrote:
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People–
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes — one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Tiz a fact
Opps *ONLY GET WHAT YOU GIVE*CLASSIC
@johnboy25 wrote:
I was told that I looked 14 – this was despite the fact that I was in the pub getting served. Tell you what I was told though, I was told that I look like Yossi Benayoun which I was quite chuffed about until I realized he’s an ugly f***er!
But I do, that’s the worst thing :lol:
Least you get 2 keep the match ball
