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@sweetasbaileez wrote:

Right, I’ve got a date tomorrow night. I’ve not been out on one in 12 years, much to do with the fact that I’m pig ugly and was previously in a long term relationhsip where romance went rapidly out the window :roll:
All sorts of scenarios are going round in my head……Years ago I went out with a bloke. He took me to a wedding , I wasn’t to comfy with that as I’d not long met him, but what the hell….. When we got there, turns out not only was it his ex wifes wedding, but she was also marrying his best mate, and he (my date) was the best man :!:
What did i do ??……. got lashed danced with the bride and sh agged the groom :!: (JOKE :!: )
Seriously I made my excuses before the fighting began, met my mates up the town and hit the clubs….
Any bad dates….just to comfort me before the event :!: :P :wink:

MASSIVE TIP …BE YOURSELF END OF SWEET
IF IT DON’T WORK OUT NO WORRIES

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CC ……MILKYS BARS ON ME …mawwahhh

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Q..WHY DID THE LIFEGUARD LET THE HIPPY DROWN
2 FAR OUT MAN JUST 2 FAR OUT

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AND RELEASE

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PHEEWWW SHARON WINS A WIN GREAT 4 AN HR LOL

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HMMMM 3-1

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CROUCH AGAIN 3-0

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2-0 POR FAVOR…….GARCIA

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HES BIG,HES RED,HIS FEET STICK OUT OF BED ……..PETER CROUCH 1-0

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CONGRATS SUE….NOW GO GREY,PUT MONEY IN VASES AND HAVE YA TEETH OUT

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