Langstraat

Bat,

It’s very kind of you to show concern for my welfare. I wouldn’t wish for you to worry too much for my well being but whilst Mr Cuddles is there to watch over me I feel he will watch over and guide my progress through areas which are familiar. It would be churlish of me not to explore all areas including Pats cupboard; as with many forbidden…[Read more]

PB

Who am I to expect that you would erase the record of my error from the ‘gaze’ of transitionary migrants. Let them laugh I say, I can take it and more.
Let it stand as testimony to one man’s struggle against the world of injustice.
Let others rally around it as a Beacon.

:?

And remember ……. we dare…..

I claim artistic licence over the forum number Bat the truth is that both the over 50’s and Lounge were empty when I logged in.
The related incident wasn’t copied at the time; honest. I remembered it all when I penned it this morning; still smiling now. Glad you were there to witness it, your comments adds a certain authenticity to what would…[Read more]

:wink:
Forum Overseer please delete this page posted in error.
To leave it here could only cause others to think of me foolishly
:roll:

Alan, what a splendid solution, why didn’t I think of that. I could get a friend to come round with one of his Hummer’s to remove mine to the local park before Ken Livingston’s congestion charges come into force.
I suspect you may have similar views to me regarding the state of the planet and pending doom put about by the media. I take a slightly…[Read more]

Have you thought of letting it? I understand there’s a shortage of compact homes in the south. You may be able to buy one of those walk-in ones with the rent. Just a thought.
If you do decide to fly tip it make sure the door’s not left on I lost a cousin once for three days after playing hide and seek it didn’t matter too much he was Welsh.

Yeah so,

You’ve cut the throat of your compressor effectively through a major artery with the same dire results. A replacement unit will cost more than a new fridge/freezer from many normal outlets. That confirms what you know already; however, if the damaged tube is accessible as it most probably is it could be repaired/rejoined and the…[Read more]

A: Scotland works for me had a great time three years ago on a driving holiday did about 1500 miles loved it.

Q: go to war in iraq or stay at home and watch it on TV

A: Whisky; shortbread’s for whimps who wear slippers

Q: Day person or night person.

A: Curvy without a doubt Charlotte Church would be ideal she got it all; she owns a pub.

Q: Sean Connery or Roger Moore?

A: Most definitely a night in with a loved one whoever she may happen to be although I’m sure the DVD would be superfluous to the evening.

Q: Carnivore or Herbivore

re: cute ugly monkey.

And they say G.M. foods are safe here’s another of his Laboratory friends

Who you calling an ugly monkey?

Hats off to Lancsman he could see the common connection with the US.
I was pleased to see he called him Colin and not Co Lin. I wonder whether his Mom ever called Co Lin, Co Lin come on in your tea’s ready; some how I think not.

Pats,

You’re living proof that you can’t kid a kidder. 10/10.

So,

and finally;

My new best pal got it right. Jimmy Carter
I think the tattoo may have helped him :wink:

so what about this one?

Mary,

Thanks for that.
I have much useless info. and welcome a bit more taar.

Fourfooteightandahalfinches = Standard width of British Railways.

Mary,

You lost me there. My reference to The Damned was a half hearted attempt to add to Alan’s postings about not being a fan of a swearing group. The only group I could think of with a swear word (damn) was ‘The Damned’ bit feeble I’m sure you’ll agree but it was late when I posted it. :roll:

The Damned?

It’s one person you’re looking for not a collection.

want another picture of the same person with a clue built in?