Langstraat

Well,
I posted a story for you and all I got was unrelated posting which I canna understand, is it me LOL. and I thought things had settled down eh?
I’m interested in the comment about Once upon a time in America though Best film ever I fink.

Did you mean Rolf Harris?
He’s still about I’ve seen him on T.V. :D

All through childhood Terry had been besotted with a girl in our class; for the sake of common decency I’ll call her Jennifer. Terry finally plucked up courage to ask her out to the end term of College Ball and during the evening he had tried to propose to her. Shaken by his forwardness and his assertion of undying love she had turned him down in…[Read more]

re: You’ve missed a heck of a lot, if you’d care to look around the posts you will see

Would some one care to direct me to the interesting posts, there have been so many.

So how come no one missed me?
That make me feel so supplementary, do I note that the forum has calmed down a tad since I last slung my hook?

Madam Sharon from hence forth you’ll always personify the Essex girl of my dreams.

re: I think I like you
Wasn’t that one of Dick Emery’s catch phrases?
Who the heck is Richard Emery? Bloody forum censorship makes a mockery of what I wrote LOL

Thanks for the ‘welcome back’ Sharon I hardly recognised your avatar and have added it to my collection of forum bints I have in my special grotto

Special thanks to Jack Dee for the tag line to my JW piece

One rainy day last year I was visited by a pair of JW’s and because of the inclement weather invited them in. Out of courtesy I showed them into my lounge and bid them to be seated. I asked whether they would like a cup of tea and a slice of cake; both of which they declined. Well I wasn’t going to be put off my elevenses and returned a few…[Read more]

180 hits and just the two of us prepared to put our names on a petition.
Speaks volumes of this community.
The JC acronym is quite fitting.

I never thought I’d see the day when I agreed with our guiding light PB. I’ve always thought I was reading from a different history book than almost everyone else. I remember Mandela being imprisoned for acts of butchery and terrorism against apartheid in much the same way as the IRA’s campaign was against us. Will be seeing Statues erected to…[Read more]

Well, I tend to agree with both train of thoughts. I have also had family members who have served our armed forces and lost several many years before my birth in the greatest conflict which was WW1.
Maybe the issue should be parity with our allies. I can’t quote what the Yanks get and also know that they were poorly treated when they came back…[Read more]

Are you still in Taunton Ugo? You seem to be everso stroppy! A little home sick eh?

What if your Butcher hasn’t got any fat around his belly

So, that’s how you do ‘Dauphinoise Potatoes’ eh? When I’ve tried to make them they’ve often come out still raw, I ‘ll remember to leave the starch on the next time I try.

Let me share this with you, I’m not sure which television cook I picked this up from, it could have been Nigella but frankly I pay little attention to what she says and sit…[Read more]

Sounds great. A smashing present.
So what did you cook and what tips can you share with us.

I’ve posted a picture taken on Red Nose Day @work. I had a black eye patch as well but decided not to wear it, well I didn’t want to go over the top.

Well,

I’ve done a bit of research on this interesting topic and unless it’s being done for ‘tight’ medical reasons it doesn’t look a good idea to me. Not only will it reduce the girth the exposure to the elements may result in a lack of sensitivity/pleasure. The foreskin has many nerve endings which stimulate and excite. There are operations to…[Read more]

Get yourself a Mac. You’ll never regret it. It just works and will do everything you want. No viruses and 7 years ahead of even Vista (which is turning out to be a big problem)

I remember meeting a guy at a hospital party many years ago. I asked him what he did and he explained that he specialised in circumcisions. I thought this was of limited field of medical service but he explained that his waiting list was quite busy, well busy enough to employ him full time visiting several hospitals in his region. He said the pay…[Read more]