Langstraat

PATS,

Pounce! pounce.

“Pounce” cat treats are cat food snacks manufactured by Del Monte Foods.
The original flavors are sold in small cylindric canisters which make a distinctive noise when shaken. Many cats learn to associate this noise with the treat and will respond to the sound as a secondary or conditioned reinforcement. [citation…[Read more]

Me Lurkin!

Madam, you jest I have no need to lurk I stand proud,
well most mornings I do.

sharongooner,

Father please forgive me for I cannot tell a lie. :shock:

It’s true I signed in with another name but when you have a dual personality it seemed unfair to deny my alta ego the delights of forum fun. Its difficult enough that he has to follow me round all day without suffering for my indiscretions. After all he stands by me through…[Read more]

Madam,

You have the advantage of me, I blush. Unfortunately I am nor conversant with your Jamaican speak lingo. re: “an y not lmao xxx off fer me baff shazza speak soon xxxxx in”

The reference to a forum for Autumn years members I can only guess is ‘Waiting for Godo’ to which I’m not a member of……..yet.

I would surely remember an exchange…[Read more]

I was banned from one and am in three others

Which one were you thinking of Cath

(Lang thinks) Maybe I’ll take it steady seems these regulars are a little confused since I’ve joined them. It’ll be best to observe from the sidelines until the protocol is clearer he thought.

See,

I didn’t say anything wrong after all, can’t think why Patrick would take exception to my comments. I frequently have the SB& C at our local community centre they do a special hour of beauty on a Friday before the Fish & Chip supper for the pensioners.
Now with two Pats active it’s understandable if I get confused I just hope I don’t…[Read more]

Sorry Sir,
I was only kidding

Sunny,

Ask for the treatment Pats has: Crack, Back & Sack they have a concession tariff if you mention his name

Hey, don’t you dare concede to peer pressure, leave the tash on; its reminiscent of Jason King and guaranteed to tickle one’s fancy. 8)

This is not late it’s 12.25 p.m

You’re my kind of bloke!

You really shouldn’t egg me on but re Archer’s story line about Jack’s Alzheimer’s progress reminded of a story I heard recently.

A man took his wife to the Doctor and explained that she had been acting strangely and would he check that all was well. The doctor examined her and said “as you suspected there is something wrong with her. It c…[Read more]

“I am an Archer Fan too” there I’ve said it, took some guts but at last I’m ‘out’ phew.
The latest story line has been a bit racy, well in my imagination it has, but that could be the result of some new cheese we got from Waitrose/ Netto.

Anyway me old pal me old beauty, I was sorry to read the altercation from early posts and conclude that the…[Read more]

Oh, it all become clear now,
as an apprentice many years ago I once worked with a woman called Vineger Vera.

Yow aye from the blak cuntree r ya? only ask cus yor acksent sounds as if ur from Dudleee

allrite coc

Really Mary,

We don’t all wish to know the sordid details of how you wash your drawers in the bath, a modicum of decorum during the day wouldn’t go a miss.

Are you sure 3 capfuls of sterilising fluid is sufficient?
You’re not from Essex r u ?

:idea: Just a thought…
If you were to wear the aforementioned garments in the bath, with the…[Read more]

I think I’ve sussed out Cath’s real identity and feel flatted by her attention and comforting praise. I am ‘touched’ that she has found the time to post to me when this is a busy time for her.
Welcome back into the ‘limelight’ it’s been dull without you.
Hope your new tour goes well and look forward to you coming to Britain next year.
Wish you…[Read more]

Difficult choice to make both candidates have merits, Catz haz a nice name and stylistic Avatar whilst Ruby has a name I don’t like (it brings back too many memories) and an Avatar reminiscent of a sign outside a bar where people of weak wrist muscles may frequent (not that thats a bad thing you understand). So, you would think the choice is easy…[Read more]

What the bloody hells going on? Catz and rubyred have high jacked my thread with their bickering, which one should I back the tv or sm?
Guidance please