Langstraat

@Langstraat wrote:

Suzy,

An alternative moral could be:

Operate within your capabilities. see the ref. “Bit off more than I could chew”

There are companies out there that will take a responsible attitude and understand that self assembly products will sometimes be beyond the scope of all users and accept that sometimes the end result will not…

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@Langstraat wrote:

Mary,

Thought I recognised the Amsterdam Cannabis influence in the artwork,
a good use of: green, leaves and imagination. 8)

Guess who.

Is that one of those piccys where there are three people in it and you have to guess whose mouth, nose and eyes they belong to? the top is definately Her majesty, but Im stuck on the…[Read more]

@Langstraat wrote:

Mary,

Thought I recognised the Amsterdam Cannabis influence in the artwork,
a good use of: green, leaves and imagination. 8)

Guess who.

of the pic of me sniffin the armpit is by BB… and my MJ siggy was specially designed by Tempo of FFortunedesigns… hope thats her site’s name lol ohh i like the pearls not many men can…[Read more]

@Langstraat wrote:

Did I say something funny??
Each time I see that image I think of a warm matronly type of person he looks so approuchable.
I’m usually a good a judge of character, seldom wrong but not infallible at the same time if you get my drift.

It was a joke. :roll: :roll: :roll:

@Langstraat wrote:

Betitstillgetsyougoingasitdoesme?
Somethingtodowiththeanimalscentthingiguess. :shock:

urs is freakyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :shock:

@Langstraat wrote:

Wow Mary what a sensuous Avatar; just the sort of image I need at the end of a busy week only spoilt by the thought of why you would want to smell your armpit. :)

lol yeah especially after 3 days in Amsterdam lol that was designed by BB… and im sure she free hand drew them all….

@Langstraat wrote:

I’m sure you’ve been called many things but your image suggests a gentle cuddly thing which is empathised by your “we care” signature

I,m sure PB has been called many many things in JC over the years..I,m not sure cuddly is one of them though lol. And beleive me, “he really does care”! :wink: :wink: :lol: (hides in her…[Read more]

@Langstraat wrote:

“At last a friend” Langstraat joyfully exclaimed.

Pats,

You are defined by your good taste, you’re just the type I’d like in my lifeboat and that a fact.
8)

:shock: long as it aint a d.i.y. lifeboat! :wink:

@Langstraat wrote:

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE
1930’s 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’s !

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered…

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@Langstraat wrote:

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE
1930’s 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’s !

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered…

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@Langstraat wrote:

Dear Mr Pedantic,

You’re dead right. I can do a web search to and refresh my memory when needed but I choose to use artistic licence to add a funny punch line to end my tale.
Somehow I dont think “I cut off more than I could chew” would have fitted so well.

I don’t think John and Lorena Bobbitt would mind this alteration to the…

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@Tory Girl wrote:

@Langstraat wrote:

Just responding to your comment Tory.

“Someones either moody or just spoiling for a fight.”

So, does this mean I should delete you from my Christmas Card list?
:wink:

Do what you like, it’s no skin off my nose dear.

oooooooooooo tory tory tory tory !!!!

@Langstraat wrote:

Just responding to your comment Tory.

“Someones either moody or just spoiling for a fight.”

So, does this mean I should delete you from my Christmas Card list?
:wink:

Do what you like, it’s no skin off my nose dear.

@fastcars wrote:

@Langstraat wrote:

I was invited to my grandson’s bonfire party on Sunday night. 4 lads from 2-7 I thought it would be nice to take some fireworks with me so popped into Asda late in the afternoon and bought what I thought was a good selection box. It was £29.99 a reasonable price or so I thought. I topped it up with a pack of…

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@Langstraat wrote:

Tory,

It looks like my dastardly plan has faltered. I was expecting some outrage about my remark about hating Italians and its backfired and fizzled out with the thread giving solice to Twilight and rightly so.
So, just to clarify:

I hate Italians those little slanty eyes give me the creeps cannot abide them etc etc.

Whoops I…

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@Langstraat wrote:

Tory,

It looks like my dastardly plan has faltered. I was expecting some outrage about my remark about hating Italians and its backfired and fizzled out with the thread giving solice to Twilight and rightly so.
So, just to clarify:

I hate Italians those little slanty eyes give me the creeps cannot abide them etc etc.

Whoops I…

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@Langstraat wrote:

Hi ya,

Just found this site after a couple of weeks going round in circles on chat forum. To many abbrev… for me to handle not to mention the confusion when my typing speed couldn’t keep up with them.
I was a member of another site, had loads of fun and made many posting unfortunately I ran foul of the adminstrator when I…

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