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I’m sure you’ve been called many things but your image suggests a gentle cuddly thing which is empathised by your “we care” signature
A: It’s got to be Chocolate, I could live without shopping
Q: Wig or Comb over?
An aside.
I meant to pose the previous question as
Q: Bush or Blair
to which the best answer seen so far was:
A: I would prefer to look at a tit rather than a bush any-day.Yes it’s a sad statement of the age in which we live; standards are poor and slipping. The only role model we have is Stephen Fry but you wouldn’t wish to copy all of his habits eh eh :wink: I must confess to being dependant on a spell checker but what’s wrong in that, its only good manners in my book to try to get things right. My previous posting above was directed to another forum member who took delight in taking a pop at the Congratulation epistle; why people feel they have to make such negative remarks is beyond me they put off people joining in for fear of ridicule and intimidation which serves no useful purpose. Thankfully his post was removed which is a good indication of the care our guardian angels take to look after us.
Alan,
As the messages says;
Congratulations
:roll:Senatus,
I think you’ll find the ‘Congratulations’ are meant for those who are still here and are able to read this message, those who are elsewhere will have to make their own arrangements to have this message forwarded.
Robbo,
I’m not sure what your point is and doubt whether you know it either. The above script shows how things were before your generation was mollycoddled by today’s society. It shows how they shaped the generation which has made more technical advances over the last century than the previous millennium. It is not moaning about how things were it is a celebration hence the title: Congratulations.
In our day only the top 10% went onto further education. The bright ones of our peer group passed examinations with a minimum of 85% correct answers. Last years university entrants minimum pass requirement was 45%. We have youngster who haven’t a clue about simple mathematics and couldn’t name more than 10 countries and their capitals. They fail to understand punctuation and grammar as in ” Like I stated above, visit them places, they have real issues, dumb ar.se“
You’d be lucky to get 4/10 for that effort and as for signing your name in crayon is that really the best you’ve got too offer
A little tip for you; it’s not necessary to copy the entire content of a posting when you wish to add a comment to it, not only is it tedious it’s only purpose is to make it look as if you have put some thought into your effort. We oldies would just say it was copying.
A little test for you.
1. Which capital city is south of Edinburgh.
2. Which Country is south of Detroit.
3. How many beans make five.
4. Which is heaviest a kilo of feathers or a 1000 grms of lead.Esmeralda,
It was copied to me this morning so I thought I’d pass it on.
I’m from a generation who were brought up to never bring disgrace to my parents and never never bring the law to your door.
When Jack Frost visited the inside of my single glazed bedroom window the solution was for Mom to put her coat over my bed. Bar Humbug.“At last a friend” Langstraat joyfully exclaimed.
Pats,
You are defined by your good taste, you’re just the type I’d like in my lifeboat and that a fact.
8)You didn’t expect me to disclose their address did you? That would have been against the rules which I agreed to abide with and then I’d really be in trouble.
If you need a closer location for the Bobbit-Downe’s you could try Cromwell Road, Gloucester I understand they had some friends there. :wink:
Dear Col. Blimp,
I’m delighted that you have taken such an interest in the efficacy of my prose and seen fit to correct the salient points as you’ve seen fit. I guess the status afforded to you as forum host has empowered you to look after such a dispirit collection of members in such a way; to which I take the opportunity to thank you. No doubt I must have agreed to these rights when I joined your chat-room; however I believe we may be at cross purposes and at this early stage of our relationship wish to respectively inform you that my early reference was to a: Mr & Mrs Wayne Bobbit-Downe of Cirencester Crescent Bath. I apologise for making this unclear in my original posting and hope this clarifies the situation.
I understand that Mr. Bobbit-Downe can be seen quite often on late night adult channels and that his new appendage appears to operating to the satisfaction of his group of fluffers.I hope you will allow me to continue to make posting to your site.
I feel safe in the knowledge that should you afford me the honour to continue you will monitor my efforts to communicate with others of your clique in a more appropriate and informative manner without duplicity.Kindest regards and my most sincere apologises for any upset caused by my most foolish omission.
Langstraat.
I know you care
