lil fek

A man dressed all in black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt.
How did the driver know there was a man in the road?

Is it made of metal?

Wait I wasn’t ready lol I was checking on rememberance as it didn’t look right

and so in remembrance of the poor tap dancing blown up caterpillas they call this day….

Cookie cutter

Don’t copy me Pete hahahaaaaaaaaa

Knife

I have a couple lol but one of them is…. people that mow their lawns too early or late at night grrr to them.

Does grapefruit juice make your tongue sore?

Moriarty

Not guilty

Did you ever have a crush on one of your teachers?

Totally agree Sian…it’s cheaper, less space, you know you are really dead and it’s environmentally friendly!

@rubyred wrote:

see ye there lil .

Indeed you will my huckleberry friend mwaaaaah mwaaaaaaaah, and let’s stop off here also……for Rubes:

Small Faces – Itchycoo Park

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJzcF0v1eOE

@WooHoo wrote:

LOL.. That’s why i’ve always said that when i die (Was going to say IF then lol).. I want to be buried with a syringe, containing a lethal poison!!

Why not just be cremated?

Hope she feels better soon.

LMAO @ Pete

an evil gingerbread man accidently set off the Aardvarkageddon 3000 and blew all the caterpillars up. They packed all the bits in phyllo pastry and ate them with…

Good answers lol but the time is 12 after 1

Yes, a clue plz, unless it is Guy Ritchie.

@KneeHighBoots wrote:

Nope! No Amish people in this film! :D

Yeeks, don’t mention the Amish we will have Pikey down here shunning us all!

No clue re: the girl in the hat!

Guilty

Do you always eat breakfast?

What time is it when 12 cats chase a mouse?