lil fek

I get 10 points for a bad joke and 1000 if its really bad..so tell me the answer lol

LOL Pip that is good news.

I did not know that!

Did you know that all porcupines float in water

None of them…they should have been running away or said ‘here comes the train’ or been preparing a fish with a knife or shouted “here comes that kitten” lol I dunno are any of these close?

Guilty

Do you take too many personal calls at work?

The letter T….yayyyy points for me oh and one point to Forget Me Not for Friday lol

A mute person goes into a store and wants to buy a tooth brush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the storekeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of…[Read more]

Esme you beat me to it lol

A cowboy rides into town on his horse. He arrives Monday, spends seven days there and leaves on Friday…How is this possible?

Not guilty haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Do you go to bed at the same time during the week?

@Pete wrote:

people complain (Pats) that it slows her computer down :lol:

Hahahahaha…it’s true though!

With a question like that, of course he is..clever innit!

Do you have a pet name for your partner?

Sometimes guilty.

Have you ever purchased a pair of shoes that are too small, but you loved them so much …you just had to have them?

Yayyy and still on the S theme, although, this is a bit too easy…

How can you make seven even?

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

bloke walks into a bar and asks for a pint of anything except Stella. The barman asks ” what’s wrong with Stella?”.
The bloke replies ” I had 12 pints of Stella last night and when I got home I was fu@king skint.”
The barman says ” 12 pint of anything costs about the same these days”
Bloke replies, ” Skint is my dogs name”

Hehehe!

@pikey wrote:

Cath, consider yourself banned from my thread. Don’t post on it again.

LMAO! Funniest thing I ever did hear! Ban Caff and I will fight you!

Staind…Outside

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMiSiTcz5lo&feature=related

Do you think Pete is tricky?

My turn………….

You cannot have happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.

NO..I prefer my own gender. Unless ,of course, I need heavy work done… then I can hire them.

Do you like Paul Weller?

Hahahahaha too funny

Yes I have…years ago on here I had someone that followed me around etc so I stalked them right back…then they went away…I don’t recommend it tho…too time consuming.

Do you smoke?

No

Are you a good cook?