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    * runs in takes a look and runs out again *

    #41135

    Spanish Train

    Chris de Burgh

    There’s a Spanish train that runs between
    Gualdalquivir and old Saville
    And at dead of night the whistle blows
    And people hear she’s running still

    And then they hush their children back to sleep
    Lock the doors, upstairs they creep
    For it is said that the souls of the dead
    Fill that train ten thousand deep

    Well a railway man lay dying with his people by his side
    His family were crying, knelt in prayer before he died
    But above his bed just a waiting for the dead
    Was the Devil with a twinkle in his eye
    “Well God’s not around and look what I’ve found
    This one’s mine”

    Just then the Lord himself
    Appeared in a blinding flash of light
    And shouted at the Devil
    “Get thee hence to endless night”
    But the Devil just grinned and said
    “I may have sinned
    But there’s no need to push me around
    I got him first so you can do your worst
    He’s going underground”

    “But I think I’ll give you one more chance”
    Said the Devil with a smile
    “So throw away that stupid lance
    It’s really not your style”
    “Joker is the name
    Poker is the game
    We’ll play right here on this bed
    And then we’ll bet for the biggest stakes yet
    The souls of the dead”

    And I said “Look out, Lord, He’s going to win
    The sun is down and the night is riding in
    That train is dead on time, many souls are on the line
    Oh Lord, He’s going to win”

    Well the railway man he cut the cards
    And he dealt them each a hand of five
    And for the Lord he was praying hard
    Or that train he’d have to drive
    Well the Devil he had three aces and a king
    And the Lord, he was running for a straight
    He had the queen and the knave
    And nine and ten of spades
    All he needed was the eight

    And then the Lord he called for one more card
    But he drew the diamond eight
    And the Devil said to the son of God
    “I believe you’ve got it straight
    So deal me one for the time has come
    To see who’ll be the king of this place
    But as he spoke, from beneath his cloak
    He slipped another ace

    Ten thousand souls was the opening bid
    And it soon went up to fifty-nine
    But the Lord didn’t see what the Devil did
    And he said “that suits me fine”
    “I’ll raise you high to a hundred and five
    And forever put an end to your sins”
    But the Devil let out a mighty shout, “My hand wins”

    And I said “Lord, oh Lord, you let him win
    The sun is down and the night is riding in
    That train is dead on time, many souls are on the line
    Oh Lord, don’t let him win”

    Well that Spanish train still runs between
    Gualdalquivir and old Saville
    And at the dead of night the whistle blows
    And people fear she’s running still
    And far away in some recess
    The Lord and the Devil are now playing chess
    The Devil still cheats and wins more souls
    And as for the Lord, well, he’s just doing his best

    And I said “Lord, oh Lord, you’ve got to win
    The sun is down and the night is riding in
    That train is still on time, Oh my soul is on the line
    Oh Lord, you’ve got to win”
    Chris Deburgh

    #200346

    The Flumps were my fav :oops: lol :D :D :D

    #198505

    deffo a 10 :wink: :D :D :D

    #119096

    @squeezy wrote:


    :-#

    :-

    We were all out at the pub last week and he was using the distraction technique to try and beat me at pool – lets just say I couldn’t put the ball in the pocket cos there was something else already there….. :shock:


    omggggggggg :shock: :shock: :shock: lmaoooooo :D :D :D

    #181336

    @alan snowman wrote:

    and im called a tart


    yeah but u are alan pmlllllll :D :D

    #119093

    lmaooooooooooo bless him and naked pool table ??? tell all pmllll :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #108533

    To Bratty for cheering me up today :)

    #119091

    @squeezy wrote:

    Got a text from a good friend asking if I was up for a sh@g :shock: Texted back asking who the message was meant to be sent to – he was totally embarrassed LOL

    Oh..then I told him his chat up line was shyte :lol: :lol:

    pml sqeezy , have sent a few texts to the wrong ppl but not yet recieved one not meant for me lol and not ones asking for a sh ag pml

    #200468

    Dinky ones are the best with lots of different flavour dips :D

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