One of the best ones I heard in a long time that did make me laugh….
Guy standing at the bar next to a girl waiting to be served and he keeps looking at his watch and smiling at her, being a nosey girl :lol: she asks ” Are you waiting for someone ? ” He says ” No this is a special watch that can tell if you are wearing knickers ” She tuts and says ” Oh yeah ” He says ” yes and I can tell you aren’t wearing any !! ” She says ” Well actually I am ” He taps his watch and says …………
” Damn its an hour fast !! “
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :D :D :D :D