Lucky

Has a hairy foo :shock:

:roll:

@*Sian* wrote:

Yeah yeah :roll:

How is the new guy going? is he worn out yet? :lol:

lol… what are you trying to insinuate??? :oops: :oops:

@*Sian* wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

yes loose knickers i am… and still readin the boards….

rite Sian….. ur gettin the blame for yo-yo’s mishaps… not that im a grass or that lol….

ive got my Prude shoes on btw..!!

smile wouldnt be the word…. she bleatly made me smile with SHOCK.. lol

Why isn’t that a suprise? :lol: :lol:

yup, dunno when I was last this happy :lol:

a few for my bloke, hes having to work really shyte shifts at mo and deserves a few xx

I give one t o my bloke, for being a hunny xxx

@rubyred wrote:

it wisnae yer erse i was on about !!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

is a tart :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

speak for yourself lucky,,u ever seen the sex tips for girls,,what she did with a fistfull of pearls! Marys an auld expert now!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

LMFAO…. Frigid Frock lol

its twin set n pearls if u plzzz..!! lol

dont think anyone here wants to know about your experiences with twins & pearl necklaces :shock: :shock: :shock:

is from Stevenage (I assume lol) :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

thought id bring the Scottish thread back up the ranks…. lol

callin all Scots… u aboot… the hoose….??? with a moose thats loose like Luckys aka Sengas’ Knickers…??? lol she’ll kill me… here Muckster where’s u … i bet she aint here as she’s in-love Again lol

oi Frigid Frock am here :lol: :lol: :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

yes loose knickers i am… and still readin the boards….

rite Sian….. ur gettin the blame for yo-yo’s mishaps… not that im a grass or that lol….

ive got my Prude shoes on btw..!!

smile wouldnt be the word…. she bleatly made me smile with SHOCK.. lol

shut it Frigid Frock!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

A wee Glesga woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, found it somewhat below normal, and asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.

“Breast fed,” she replied.

Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered. She did.

He pressed,…[Read more]

One day the Primary 1 teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.

She read, “…And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that…[Read more]

A wee Glesga boy comes home from school and tells his mother he’s been given a part in the school play.

Wonderful. Whit part is it?’ she asks

The boy says, ‘I play the part of the Scottish husband.

The mother scowls and says, ‘Go back an’ tell that teacher you want a speaking part!

………………….

A wee Glesga man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m freezing and I was…[Read more]

now shes lecturing me about the birds n the bees lmfao :lol: :lol: :lol:

a pm from AbitofMary_J – nosey cow lol :lol: :lol: :lol: