Lucky

only ex that was policeman lol

Ever been in a prison (not necessarily as an inmate)

Where do I eat dinner?

Answer: santa

I am kinky :lol:

Not guilty

Ever lived with partner?

I am irresistable :lol:

not guilty

Ever been cautioned by the police?

off to bed, night all, take care xxx

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I sincerely apologise to all my readers for the inappropriate use of smilies. I temporarily ran out of sarcasm and had to pop down to the shop to get some more.

It won’t happen again and my supply of irony and sarcasm is now fully replenished.

make sure it is!!! Bad Boy!!!

@Soulie wrote:

she meant wellies, bless her

but size 13 :shock: thats massive

feet maybe lol

spoilsport…. get in msn lol

come on Geoff, dish the dirt, you know you’re dying to :lol:

@GEMZ wrote:

they have big willies lol

dont believe that for a sec hun, my ex fiance was size 13, means f00k all :lol:

do I heck lol

Do you talk to yourself?

Today I giggled

yes :oops:

do you have a high pain threshold?

almost… belly button, never experienced pain like it lol… god help me if I ever fall pregnant

Ever been sick watching operations on tv lol

Today I eagerly drove home :lol:

Cant say it floats my boat no

Ever passed out from having a piercing?

running upstairs, throwing open parents bedroom door and screaming, “Doddi’s dead”… lets just say I dont think they realised that until they read next mornings papers and put the news on. Dirty old feckas!!! Thank god I’ve moved out now lol :oops: :oops: :oops:

just broke a glass and proceeded to cut my hand on it, now its bleeding like crazy and stinging