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Ffs went to check this out and its covered in all the shyte Im involved with at work just now… nooooooooo escape!!!!
errrrrrrrrrr change of plan lol… just thought this place might be full of lunatic stalkers pml so won’t bother posting where I work :shock:
@matty wrote:
do you normal come online
copy delete and paste and quote… i am just intrested to know when i to avoid coming on
1am – 3am – only @ w/ends if p/ssed
3am – 6am –
6am – 9am –
9am – 12pm –
12pm – 3pm
3pm – 6pm
6pm – 9pm – some nights
9pm – 12pm – some nights
midnight – @ w/ends if not doing anything else@pikey wrote:
Mysterious Yet Dashing Young Gent Foils Girls Aloud Kidnap Plot
Girls Aloud were last night sensationally saved from a dastardly plot to kidnap them by a handsome stranger who intervened heroically on their behalf.
The luscious girls, currently touring the world to promote their new album, were almost the victims of a cunning Islamic extremist plot to hold them for possibly brainwashing into suicide bombers – a process that would probably have involved repeatedly ravishing their young, nubile bodies. We can also exclusively reveal that if the brainwashing – due to be performed in a council semi in Coventry – had not been considered successful, the sexy young minxes would almost certainly have been passed on to Al Qaeda mastermind Osama Bin Laden himself to fulfill his perverted desires.
The drama unfurled last night as the saucy girls’ tour bus passed through the well heeled Hampshire resort town of Lee on the Solent – considered by many to be the town that Monaco models itself on. As the bus slowed to avoid what seemed to be a minor accident in the road ahead, eight crazy, AK47 armed jihadists ambushed the bus and ordered the startled driver to head for the Midlands.
Luckily for the girls a dapper looking young man, dressed in a pin stripe suit and bowler hat – who later would only identify himself as the Pikester – happened to be ambling past the horrifying scene with his fashionable Glen of Imaal Terrier. According to the shocked, yet still lust inspiring girls, this stranger launched himself into action with cries of They don’t like it up ’em! and Take that, Abdul, you cad!
Despite only being armed with an umbrella, this young gent was able to overcome the warped tea-towel wearing terrorists in short order, much to the relief and gratitude of the foxy quintet.
Nicola gushed, ‘It was amazing, I’ve never seen anything like it. He didn’t even fight dirty like Cheryl does.’
Sarah added, ‘Yeah. You don’t often see violence carried out with so much sophistication and charm. I got quite damp.’
Cheryl sensationally claimed that, ‘I would definitely chuck Ashley for him. He’s got my number and I’m hoping he’ll give me a call. He said he couldn’t promise anything because he’s so busy but I’ll be hoping and waiting.’
Nadine said, ‘Seeing a man like that makes you wonder whether anyone one else will ever impress you again. I’m thinking of turning lezza so as to avoid disappointment in the future.’
Kimberley went on, ‘Even the nips of gin that he gave us from his hip-flask to calm us after the ordeal seemed of a superior quality. The man was just pure class. I’m certainly glad that the five of us managed to give him a good time in gratitude. It was the least we could do, really. He just tipped his hat, wished us all a good night and walked off down the road afterwards but none of us can walk properly even now. What a guy! I did feel a bit sorry for his dog tied up outside the bus for so long, though.’
lmfaoooooooooo :lol: :lol: :lol:
@matty wrote:
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
no… pay when you get there and only pay for your own :lol:
if i payed when i got there, it would be £30 as apposed to £18
but it wasn’t £18 as you were paying for everyones TWICE!!! Just do as your told!
no… pay when you get there and only pay for your own :lol:
well let that be a lesson lol!!!
clicked it 3 times… I always did having buttons pushed in multiples – hehe ooooooooh :oops:
time to get assertive!!! Oh and cut up that credit card, if you can’t afford to pay for it at time dont buy it :P Btw… hope pals that you paid for are coughing up the extra money until such times as you’re reimbursed. Go get em tiger!!! :lol:
@squeezy wrote:
@adam11151 wrote:
@becky wrote:
@adam11151 wrote:
it only takes 2sec, how come no one has done it :(
We have no idea who you are or what we are clicking.
its a game, i get points for every person i get to click it, you can just close the window after and dont have to do anything 8)
So…you join our forum, post strange links without an explanation – which for all we know could be something with a virus. :roll:
You don’t even have the decency to introduce yourself, and you wonder why none of us will click your link :roll: Well jeez…what do you reckon???
I never click links posted by anyone with less than 50 posts. If you’re not here to contribute, then take your spam and go bug another message board.
and so squeezy exercised her assertiveness… hehe :lol:
Eilidh, Amy, Nicole, Victoria or Charlotte :lol:
