Made up name

pikey -> no – i lost my legs in a pirate attack… that’s why i’m nervous of one handed typers

:lol:

no fun

Oh… :oops: and how could i forget Ritzy :shock: :oops:

@Soulie wrote:

yunnie? the american chic? she was fit she was

yeah the american chic :lol:

she still is fit as far as i know :)

hello, welcome back 8)

now all we need is Yunnie and we can party :twisted:

@Squeezy wrote:

@Made up name wrote:

2) stop smoking = no cigarettes in 18 days now

ooo….well done 8) =D> =D> =D>

Thank you. :D xxx

nope…I’m still going good with mine

1) get a girlfriend and stop being an asshole= almost done(on third date)

2) stop smoking = no cigarettes in 18 days now

3) go gym= doing it 3 times a week

so I’m doin’ good 8)

@Morticia wrote:

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you’ve simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

*sigh*

Just how I want it to be :lol:

:lol: lmao

@Squeezy wrote:

Squeezy = You commit suicide after being diagnosed HIV positive.

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@*Dawny* wrote:

While in a hotel pool, you are trapped underwater by the powerful suction of the pool’s pump, and you drown to death.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

While eating, a food allergy causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you collapse and suffocate to death.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

While standing in line at a fast food…

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@nismo wrote:

@Made up name wrote:

@nismo wrote:

While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death

Oooh eeeer won’t be having one of those installed in my house LOL :shock: :lol:

I can go one better.

Don’t get…

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@nismo wrote:

While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death

Oooh eeeer won’t be having one of those installed in my house LOL :shock: :lol:

I can go one better.

Don’t get married =D>

@geordiebird wrote:

While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor’s blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

=D> 7/10

@Robyn wrote:

A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a large wrench.

cool 8)

@bambu wrote:

Hi everyone, I’m so pleased to find you guys. I am writing to you from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and hope you don’t instantly dislike me or hold it against me because of where I’m from. (just an accident of birth)

I’m interested in human rights, politics and am anti war. That line from Pink Floyd keeps looping through my head: “Is…

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I love this =D> =D>

@Soulie wrote:

am i hungry, or just bored?

do you find somtimes, you only eat, cause you got nothing else to do?

suggestions please for things to do, shall i try the chat room? or shall i just pull funny faces at myself in the mirrow 8-[

rune scape :lol:

going on an allday date 8)

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

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*glares at the mountain of empty beer cans*

=D> :lol:

@*Sian* wrote:

@Made up name wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

@Made up name wrote:

@angel* wrote:

Having the shi ts!

That’s a bummer :lol:

That is wrong! :lol:

i was thinking if it was only 1 “m” :lol:

That is why it is wrong :lol:

that’s what i thought :lol:

@kentlass19 wrote:

awwwwww poor guy :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just hearing the life fall out of him as those bricks fell :lol:

poor Brian :lol: :lol: :twisted: