Man in Beds

@sarah_1 wrote:

Oh dear dear dear –

Fast trust you to chip in with your tuppence worth …… ffs you silly man have you not heard about the information that can be extracted from a persons PC these days ??

Try reading the disclaimer when you log on – er mmmm ip address ???

Ere there’s a novel idea imaginary people typing into a chat room -…

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@Reason wrote:

wrinkly mibs find a new put down ffs……..oh dear me,no wonder some of you only post on the boards,ya about as sharp a a limp piece of celery………..and yes before ya say it,a bit like my nob after a bottle of voddi…………foook i saved ya about half an hour that it would have took yas to think that up :roll:

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

@PATS wrote:

can we ave pics? :lol:

I’m sure a few pics can be arranged, I got a lovely little spot where I can take piccies from without being seen.

Good. Now make sure you get one of him and one of sarah together, oh and make sure its taken with a sauce bottle otherwise we wont believe its real :wink:

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@PATS wrote:

can we ave pics? :lol:

I’m sure a few pics can be arranged, I got a lovely little spot where I can take piccies from without being seen.

@Reason wrote:

Me doesn’t do multi user names,well sometimes,but it’s only to confuse peeps like you,i have been known to use nads,sweatynackers(or is that too tough for ya to work out?,i have been known to come in as wendywidelegs(very inconspicuously i do have to add)……but it does still hold the record in JC for pc’s in a minute.Good…

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@rubyred wrote:

sheest i had no babies then,,was back in 1980 !!! OH THE LAUGHS.. as they all thought they were alternative..as a nothern soulie i was there looking for VA va :)

I always thought a pint of Newcastle Brown Ale is the Va Va Voom for the northerners or is it soggy chips and mushy peas wrapped in last weeks newspaper?

@Reason wrote:

Smiley a keyboard warrior is someone like you who sits throwing out insults…..the fact is i will be at Leeds so the invitation is open to you :P

……the fact is THAT I will be IN Leeds…but you can also use the AT as follows…..the fact is that I will be AT the meeting IN Leeds…….here, fatso, have another case of vodka

@Claire 57 wrote:

I am truly impressed with ur writing Scribe, so much badness on the boards sometimes. I couldnt open ur music site but thats probably because I have a pc thats older than me.
Take care and I hope u continue to enjoy JC. xxxx

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@sarah_1 wrote:

Mibs – for goodness sake give it up will you ……… we all know theare is no love lost between you & Netty. You are quick enough to have a go at Netty for being childish!

Wouldn’t be so bad if you had some decent put downs but alas, not to be it would appear.

Shame on you – thought you would be old enough to know…

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@Reason wrote:

Me is guessing you no like me Cas ya sour faced git………..oh well i wont sleep tonight now :shock:

Attitudes like this are probably the reason why you are still banned or even got banned for in the first place.
Oh well, have another drink on me while you carry on acting like a spoilt brat who list its dummy, dummy.

@Reason wrote:

I meant lord of the RINGS……….if ya know what i mean?!!!!

I doubt you wrote the last posting but probably your parole officer as this must be the first posting without any profanities (swearing for you)

@Reason wrote:

Lordy Lordy mibs do you think i reall don’t know how to spell scareded

About time you not so funny clown address me with my proper title but one Lord would have done.

@Reason wrote:

Oh dear me mibs you are so predictable,but thankyou for the wine,sarah and i will open a few today and enjoy them greatly,much appreciated.

Read the labels, it says clearly on them that the content is VODKA. But hey, what can you expect from someone who can’t even spell SCARED.
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@Reason wrote:

At last bat………….someone with a foookin sense of humour.

But they did scareded me coz they swearded at me……..ya know i don’t like norty language

Oh but btw it was sarah who logged in as locked out and not me,as was openly admitted in the room.

So stop pickin on me pweeze pweeze pweeze xxxx

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@Reason wrote:

Me foookin fundamental orifice is freezing on this step and causing havoc with me piles………..c’mon be a sport and let me get off it to warm me rissole…………me will forever love you and promise not to call ya a tossa again :P

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@Reason wrote:

foookin hell somewhere along the line i lost me todger…………….now ya bastads unban me ffs………….ive got no chopper so nothing else to play with!!!!!!!!

No, you haven’t lost your todger, it’s still there but hidden by your belly. Try and stand in front of a mirror and you’ll see your weenie.

@Smiley wrote:

I quite like that Netty Swackers chap. Infact, I think I will masturbate while fantasizing bumming him tonight. Yes, I will.

Reason, Netty, Mr. Swackers, Fatso ( or whatever he calls himself on the day) will be over the moon that someone is imagining to bum him. That must be the first carnal knowledge of any kind he had in yonks.

I nominate cath56 for having the bushiest eyebrows.

Cardiff?
Bristol?
Can’t you find something a bit more convenient? Like the Outer Hebrides?
I believe there’s a daily ferry going.
And if you are worried about the so called bomb scares, why not having the next meet at Kew Gardens or even Butlins? I can’t imagine anyone wantng to blow up some plants.

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I need to see the breast first before I can post any possible positive or negative comment or even give you advice on the suitability of the said tattoo.