[Man in Beds]

@cath 55 wrote:

LMAO ……. awwwwwwww bless his ickle plummers plunger……he wants me awwwwwwwww some people just cant stand rejection hope he falls down the next loo he fixes and goes slowly but surely down the u bend!!!!! *consults spell book*

Somehow I doubt that even Mr. Desperado aka DOA is that fooking desperate and wants you. I heard even your vibrator claims to have headache everytime you want to pleasure yourself.

[Man in Beds]

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

But he does have a point, men would never put up with a 5 hour wait.

I know after the first hour, I would be on the phone and screaming at them, asking for my money back and talking about billing them for losted bussness.

After 2 hours I would have rang someone esle and sorted out a replacement and send the bill to them.

Only a women would just “sit here” and do nothing.

You should take dictionary along with you instead of a flask of tea or coffee and read the blimming thing while waiting for the tow truck arrive to take you away as far as possible

[Man in Beds]

You’ll all be pleased to know that it’s just a vicious rumour by some old slapper and it’s a matter of fact that I am still alive and kicking.

[Man in Beds]

@(f)politics? wrote:

lol mibs u have dated some very stereotypical women theres no doubt

Careful or you might be next

[Man in Beds]

@bobbysgirl wrote:

:twisted: :evil: :evil: you men should learn to read I said we waited for the RECOVERY TRUCK FOR FIVE HOURS DOH :roll: :roll: :roll:

Only a woman would wait for 5 hours as she’s too busy yakking, if with another woman, or, if alone, thinking how to spend her husbands hard earned money on frivolties such as make-up or hairdoes.
A MAN would ring the breakdown service every 30 minutes kicking up fuss as he’s got to go and earn money to keep his bit on the side in a style she’s become accustomed to or she would go and tell his wife that he’s cheating.

[Man in Beds]

@bobbysgirl wrote:

Well to reply to your comments the RAC man took 5 minutes to get to us. Welldid not run out of diesel mibs the diagonstic check found the fuel pump had gone . The car ( 08 picasso exclusive) could not pull off. So I think you jibes about women drivers are uncalled for thank you :x :x :x

How naughty of the fuel pump to go without telling you.
I’m slightly confused, why were you waiting 5 hours in the car when the RAC man managed to get to you in 5 minutes? Was the scenery to pretty? And did you have a flask of tea with you? Make sure you always carry a flask of tea (or coffee) in case the fuel pump decides to make another runner. Or how about you take one of those big things next time you decide to go out, I think they are called buses.

[Man in Beds]

Dragon Recovery has their registered office in Cardiff and, according to their website, a fleet of 39 recovery vehicles which hardly makes them a nationwide breakdown service.

And why blaming men for your inability to check the fuel level in your motor vehicle before setting off on your journey?

As I keep saying, women shouldn’t be allowed to drive a self-propelled but stay at home, clean, wash, cook (well, heat up pre-cooked foodstuff) and be ready for when their master gets home after a hard days work.

[Man in Beds]

For goodness sakes, will someone help her and help her quick, please. She’ll only re-produce if she’s not online.

[Man in Beds]

@Cotton-Eyed Joe wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I love pigeons. we had all these horrid spikey things put on our window ledges at work to stop then roosting there, and I ripped them all off much to my bosses horror.

They get such a bad time of it, so I always stick up for them and have a few favorites who come to see me each day. 8)

Ahh snow white springs to mind, singing and covererd arm to arm with lil birdies.

Wasn’t Snow-White covered with/by dwarfs?

[Man in Beds]

@matty wrote:

dawny is setting me up with her daughter, i’m already sorted

Have you seen the daughter?

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