[Man in Beds]

Once upon a time I read a book with some amazing fairytales and in it was a story about a couple who were happy doing what happy couples do.
They enjoyed life (whatever that is), enjoyed gardening and love making till one day something awful happened.
The wife was walking through the meadows of their huge estate and came past a tree bearing fruits unknown to her.
The fruits were of spherical shape and and multi coloured, ranging from green to a bright and shiny red.
She, being female and rather nosey, couldn’t resist touching one of those spheres when she suddenly heard a high pitched voice screaming: “DON’T”
Moments later she heard another, more pleasant, deep and masculine voice telling her to pick and eat one. The woman ( a dumb blonde? ) couldn’t resist temptation and followed the advice of the second voice, picked one and ate it.
Along came their landlord, questioned the woman about the theft of the sphere, frogmarched her back to her lord and master and evicted both of them.
They’ve been living on some run down shack ( council estate? ), breeding like rabbits and collecting ASBOS ever since.
So guys, if you want to make it in life (whatever that is) tie your dame to the bedpost and don’t let her wander about or you’ll be in the shyte

[Man in Beds]

height: 5 ft 6
chest: 44
waist: 44
hips: 44
age: 27
marital status : unkissed
occupation: professional banana tester

[Man in Beds]

@bornfree41 wrote:

VOTE NOW IF YOU THINK PEBBLES A SAD CASE :lol:

Well, either I’ve missed something or you aren’t the brightest kid on the block either. This is not the right place to ask people to vote on something. Or at least I think so.

[Man in Beds]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@superteddie is sue wrote:

Hehehehehehe Il put my pic here as well xxxx :D Watch out watch out theres a superteddie about :lol:

another 1 who likes the sight of her own mush :roll:

Actually, I quite like her mush, too, despite being racist, an idiot or even a racist idiot. I’m just pleased I wasn’t called a sexist as well or I couldn’t ask sue about her bust size without feeling guilty.

[Man in Beds]

@(f)politics? wrote:

she has nothing to be ashamed of so why not!

And I have to agree with you……………fook it, I must be getting soft in my head, agreeing with you biddies is really the last thing I had planned

[Man in Beds]

For goodness sakes, bad enough that we have to look at the faces, why do we have to look at your pus.sies now as well?

[Man in Beds]

@jimmymac321 wrote:

hi hun u on the boards now lol

I can’t decide what amazes me more, the power of observation of you lot or the intelligence.

[Man in Beds]

Ditto

[Man in Beds]

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

With the “morning after pill”, are abortions still nesscary?

We do have many forms and ways of perventing the need for abortions, most are easy to find and free.

But we all know there are times when abortion is the only way.

24 weeks is about 6 months, out of the 9 months, it is too long and should be stoped.

If an abortion is carried out at 24 weeks, is due to meditcal reasons, not social.

If you don’t feel the time is right to have a baby, (and it never is) there should be a limit of 12 weeks for most abortions.

But has we all know, most abortions in the UK are carried out for women who don’t live here or members of some social groups beleave that girls are waste of time.

I think its about time we ask a few more questions about why so many abortions are being done in the UK and what kind of people are asking for them.

You are the best example to be for abortions regardless of how advanced the pregnancy is.
You are also the perfect example for compulsary sterilisation at birth.

[Man in Beds]

Suicide was in fact a crime in the United Kingdom until 1961 when suicide was decriminalized with the Suicide Act 1961.
Anyone committing that particular crime prior to 1961 would forfeit their estate to the Crown.
It’s a good thing that this “”crime”” has been abolished but even nowadays people attempting to commit suicide but fail will be locked up under the Mental Health Act albeit it often only for a short time and under the excuse of observation.

But to go back to the point in question, I am all for people being allowed to choose their own end and I believe that people who are terminally ill should be given help in ending their own life as happens in some clinic in Switzerland, I believe. I believe it’s done under the mantle of voluntary euthanasia. Euthanasia has had some real bad press in the last 100 years but if we translate the word literally from greek to english it means “”Good Death”” and I don’t see why someone should be suffering for years or being completely dependable on tubes, computers and all sorts of other gadgetry. This is neither life nor humane but I dare say that the God Squad will disagree and come with the arguement that life has been given by God, whatever that is, and God alone should take it or at least dicide when the persons time has come.
How are we to know that that God didn’t tell those affected to take their own life? Let the people decide.

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