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You’re very welcome Annette.
It is a virus or something malicious? Maybe the computer needs a clean or a check for malware. Or a defrag of the hard drive? Try the following free software:
CCleaner
Malwarebytes Anti-malware
Superantispyware
Avast anti-virus
Smart Defrag Three
I can’t think of anything else to be honest.
Scones, scones, scones. Can someone make me some scones. Please? With custard. :)
Seconded. That is a great idea Cath.
I am so sorry to hear that sad news. My condolences and best wishes to all his family and friends.
But football is one of the few things that can give people local identity. And some passion in life. But like a lot of things, it has been ruined by marketing and money. Not multiculturalism, as some disgraceful people would have you believe. Supporting your local team is a weird kind of pleasure; mostly lots of downs and very few ups. Proper footballing support is when your team has beaten a top league side just once in the FA Cup and the whole town still remembers and talks about it. Rather like the Golden Gordon episode of Ripping Yarns!
I think football will be replaced in popularity by tiddlywinks in a few years time. Mmmmmmm. Imagine the roar of the crowd as a player uses his squidger in a most skilfull way to manipulate his wink into the bottom of the pot and score a penhaligon. And I can already hear the fans cheering on their favourite winkers and giving lots of abuse to the other team.
Never ending? You have me confused with someone else I believe. I have 4355 pages of observations, quips, jokes, stories, bon mots, parables, litotes, poems, fables and idioms; all waiting to be typed and to entertain my fellow just chaters. Just need to get some work out of the way and I shall start on it.
Humour didn’t work for me. I spent ages in that chat room being silly and making short jokes. I guess even the Les Dennis joke book has more funny jokes than I have in my locker. Well to be honest, I don’t have a locker. It is a bookcase and a file on my PC that holds that treasure chest of jokes. Well not actually a treasure chest, more of a metaphorical box of copper coins that you can no longer read and really smells.
Anyway I can’t get much peace at the moment. Only the other day I heard people hammering at my door and shouting that I needed to be saved and that I was going to burn. The noise they made gave me a terrible headache I can tell you. But I suppose the firemen were only doing their job.
No there isn’t an age restriction on bean bags. But there isn’t an age restriction on teasing a friend with a affection as I often like to do. :)
Shame I haven’t really made a friend online or should I say kept a friend online. Its nobodies thought I guess, it just doesn’t work.
The very best wishes to you – I hope it goes well.
Try to be confident and not too worried. I was so nervous on a couple of occasions that I couldn’t even open the door of the premises. If I am stressed by anyone, I try to imagine them naked. Not for any naughty purpose, just to make me smile and relax. It does work. It really does. But some people you obviously cannot imagine in this way. And if you are talking to someone at a nudist beach then you need to imagine them with clothes on. Actually I have changed my mind. It does seem a bit dodgy. Try to imagine them with clown suits on.
