Matty

@Catz wrote:

These boards are boring as f*ck … OK maybe spelt wrong but still :lol:

I’m sure they used to be more amusing :?

Is there a point where message boards implode? Either that or everything’s been discussed a thousand times? Maybe it is time for the death of the message board?????

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thanks..

pele was, followed closly by paul dickoff

can you give us step by step.. not got sky tv, and too knackered to go pub

yeah

@Beeker wrote:

always been known to flit from one mad idea to another…must be the gemini in me…but this one has to be the daftest…

just written a stand up comedy set and i’m gonna go do amateur night at the comedy store in manchester the first sunday of october…with a view to eventually doing it as a career…

just wondered if anyone has…

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bit of an evil laugh you got

nope.. not me.. i need more of a pyhsical touch to get me turned on.. unless i hav’nt had a wan k for a week

just you and blue

you heard wrong.. i was fully aware of my actions last sat… the girl i got to know however.. was’nt

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Matty – are you stalking her… :shock:

yes, i want her, and i want her now

@sassysue1971 wrote:

NO!!! MATTY I WONT MEET YOU! Now stop all the PM’s please.

Hiya Rainbow, how are you? Im sure i know you from somewhere, your face is really recognisable. :?

i only sent 6

sounds cool, when you gonna introuduce me to him? is he not going to arrange somthing special for your birthday?

yes, you deserve somthing a bit more special then just a happy birthday message on a message board, we will make it happen, trust me :)

my mum has taken my car this morning, i was meant to be at work 30 mins ago, she has a mobile phone, but she left it here.. how annoying is that? i should’nt be getting annoyed, but its annoying

keep them coming blue, some great ones.. i might invest in some of them to improve my street cred

i was feeling a bit horny too.. but i got a date tonight, i know its the first date, but i don’t think the 3 date rule applys anymore? does it?

don’t need to have a drink to celebrate a birthday, it helps granted.. but still

even so, have a great birthday anyway, next year, you should arrange to come to england, and we shall celebrate your birthday in a style to make up for not celbrating it this year

we shall celebrate if for you, its also my mums birthday this week, so we shall have a joint one, i’ll give you a mention

why can’t you celebrate it?

if only i had stayed up till 3am last night, could have had some action myself

nice one. might be big enough to flush your head down now