Matty

supergran was cool though

i somtimes wonder though, i have had a couple of one nights.. one ex girlfriend who i completly lost track off after i found out she was cheating on me, who knows.. i could have a son and not know about it

not even good to think about, depressing story if its true

talking of storys

The Inside Of A Clown

a new sit com series, written by matty…[Read more]

the older the woman the better… though may i point out.. oldest i have been with is 34 :)

i don’t do grannys

so who were yours?

@jay wrote:

:shock:
i’d rather not remember mine tyvm lol
thought it was gonna b the best experience ever and well
lets just say 3 humps n a squirt and that was that :oops:
so….. noty lol :wink:

it was.. then i changed the subject.. your worst sh a gs sounded more intresting

i’ll name and shame all my bad ones, but a lot will name and shame me.. but do i care?

collete (sombody, forgot her second name)
wendy moore
kate parkingson

all rubbish

i am glad to say i have had more good ones then bad, and it so happens, all the bad ones have been with people younger then me, apart from lisa :)

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i was gonna say, my first sha g.. but it was shyte

yes Lisa Krozlic if you reading this now.. you was utter cr ap :P

my mate works in a cheese factory, i can get you as much cheese as you want :)

hope so. i got another 10 seconds at least in me, so thats at least 3 more kids

for me

tasting my mums home made pizza’s for the first time

my first ever ocean colour scene gig

first time i listened to “creep” by radiohead

firs time i met my ex clare

when i first watched the green mile

watching the office for the first time

all have given me the wow factor

i must admit, its been hard work, but i enjoyed every second of it

i got 7 kids expecting, all over the uk, none of them know where i live though

better then being up somone elses arse :)

have you met me?

i could’nt make it, sorry.. i’m cr ap at organising things

i think beckham might have to move back to england to be honest, if he wants to get back into the sign

its a good squad, about time ashton has a chance, lennon and phillps are now the future for england it seems

when i said phillips, i did’nt mean kevin phillips :)

don’t think i can fit into my right hand

wheres the bar and the dance poles

hob knobs are great for dunking too

not sure about the white hair