Matty

my mum told me yesterday she wants to have grand children within 5 years

talk about pressure

ohh yeah.. me too :D

i love playing with my food

can you get pregnent by passing rolos?

i have been saying this to myself for the past 6 years, though however recently i have taught myself to cook, and use the washing machine

i can only eat mash with gravy, i find it too dry otherwise… or beans

i’m single, but not for long i hope.. I have her last rolo, which means we are near enough married already

good thinking, hope no one joins in, i like this to be our very own room

shall we turn off the lights and lock the door

i gotta rush of to work in 5 mins, so we best be quick 8)

it was great tv, having this conversation with my mates over the weekend, they all hated it.. i thought it was ace.. i used to get bullied at school though, early on

they used to say

everybody knows.. matty picks his nose

under the same theme tune beat :(

i can’t drink vodka anymore, had a bad exerpiance with it, now makes me feel sick :(

nore do i iron.. had a bad experiance with that too :)

exactly, instead i know i’ll have to settle for fiz out of coranation street, and win a couple of quid on a scratch card

while still dancing to agadoo

she predicted my destiny and said i was’nt gonna win the lottery or marry holly valance

never forgvin her since

@rubyred wrote:

ya know what? i cant recall actually ever seeing a badger in the flesh! I know what they look like etc,,but i doint think i have watched one frolic before,,

they love mash potatoe

:) very true, also on saturday afternoon it was the buxton carnival, lots of drunken happenings, was sat with these girls on this grass bank looking on, my mates friends mostly, and walking up this hill was this slightly pished guy, kept bumpimg into people, so i just happened to say, what an idiot

then a voice next to me said, hey thats…[Read more]

not going so well :(

hmm alan sugur would know what to do for me to market this better

how about another idea, i’ll just put everyone in anyway, everyone who posts here, and make up a team, called just chat united, put is in the prem, and see how we do

@willowminx wrote:

popcorn any one, run out on last post

thats cause you keep throwing it at people toward the front

all rainny has to do now is return the favor

i’ll be waiting over here >>>>

they are hot, find them dead sexy, but they always seem to go for liam gallagher look a likes

@cath 55 wrote:

………………………………….

cool, hangman

I’ll go for

“a”

@Tommy ToXen wrote:

I really don’t care anymore, I really don’t, I’m literally on me last legs and just exhausted from it all.

you been looking for chickens in tescos too?

i voted for yes, i always agree or say yes, just to keep peace