Matty

@Matty wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

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@Matty wrote:

you tried the vet shop ? :P

you mean pet dont you, i dont wanna buy a vet lol!!!

ive got two parrots and am getting another baby soon, i dont wanna fork out for a new one when i can get a cheap second hand one now do i??

as for vets ive just forked out 700 quid on my dog (who now has one eye), so dont feel they need anymore of my…[Read more]

@Matty wrote:

love it when i’m at a gig, and the drummer gets his 3 mins of fame

like steve white from wellers band.. (famous also for sha gging that bird from corrie)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvUdzzYy9d8

god u kids know nuffin, COZY POWELL NOW THERE WAS A DRUMMER, HIS ALL TIME CLASSIC DANCE WITH THE…[Read more]

@Matty wrote:

lets just sit next to each other then, on the floor, with our legs crossed, like i used to do at school assembly… ohh the memorys.. sat next to kate toply.. was enough to give me an errection alone, had many embarising moments

:lol: :lol: :lol: wait… :-s you’re not going to get an errection right now are you?

I’ve had enough…[Read more]

@Matty wrote:

put your hearing aid back on

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@Matty wrote:

you can’t sit there, i was sitting there first

my ass has landed here and it won’t move! [-(

@Matty wrote:

tommorow, start of the season

am off for a few eeks, my friend is very ill and i have to be there for her. have fun and will catch up soon . good luck with the matches and think of me :(

@Matty wrote:

@James Belfast wrote:

Ok, I am off on hols for a week. Keep an eye on that Toxen fella while I am away – I have a feeling he might not be available for the first league game… Be good all and keep up the training! :D

i am under pressure from the board and the fans of jc to release him from the team

and the next game is when boss…[Read more]

@Matty wrote:

any dirty ones?

lol no dirty ones soz!!

@Matty wrote:

why did he just not ask the wife to wear a dildo

How do you “wear” a dildo – Matty ??? I’m intrigued !

Do you just stick it in – get dressed and hope it don;t fall out ? Around your neck or wrist – like a lucky charm ? – ON YER HEAD – like a hat ???

Suggestions welcome !!!

@Matty wrote:

Harlow 0 Just Chat United 2

Inside 2 mins fantastic play by slayer, beating his man before sliding an inch perfect to rainbowbrite, and she could’nt miss.

I’ve always been inch perfect :oops: :oops:

@Matty wrote:

well if i’m sven, i say.. just go out there and play, if it does badly wrong, then ask stevie mcclaran, he will tell you what to do

do i get to sleep with attractive looking girls if i’m sven?

does he sleep with an attractive women then? last time i saw nancy was at stansted airport and it was like watching your skinny great gran…[Read more]

@Matty wrote:

why when i text you i got a text back from your boyfriend telling me not to bother?

i”m not taking that rubbish. i’m sorry

That doesn’t make me a user it makes myb/friend over protective u still made it sound like i had used u 4 something which i didnt

anyway like i said nvm oh and watch out for sheep oh and carrier bags lol…[Read more]

@Matty wrote:

Ryan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkGw5eAFovw&mode=related&search=ryan%20adams

ot

Bryan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztmdXgXeZJQ&search=bryan%20adams

ryan for me everytime, hes got a better selection of songs, and not as cheesy

Cheesy? pftttttttttttt Bryan Adams is a legend, he gets my vote every time. Waking up the…[Read more]

@Matty wrote:

i recently got his new album, hes gone all commercial now, its all about dishing america and the war, one of my best albums in my collection still remains however

neil young – unplugged

some songs just blow you away

I don’t think dissing America and the war can be regarded as going commercial. :wink:

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@Matty wrote:

sorry, both as bad as each other…

wot Matty sed :lol:

@Beatty Blue wrote:

@Matty wrote:

you defintly never seen a Wham! video :)

oh I HAVE! :lol: …not that bad… 8)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Matty wrote:

haha… not about getting laid, i’m not stroppy. i’m just putting me foot down and not being treated like a spare part that gets used every so often

=D> well done matty you stick to your guns hun :wink:

I wont bother asking what sex u are sweet…. :lol:

@Matty wrote:

yeah, tis

okkkkkay not very pleased 2 hear from me then eh oh well nvmind take care x

@cath 55 wrote:

@Matty wrote:

hmmm.. had it last month.. still not getting it as much as everyone else though

ahhhh but how do u know……….. is everyone really gettin as much as they say they are????????????

why would people lie?

apart from to show off and be big headed, and to look good?