Matty

@Matty wrote:

this conversation is making me horny again

just as long as it wasnt the pi/ss comment that did it for you :shock:

@Matty wrote:

its a change… I don’t infact feel that horny tonight… I am feeling like I don’t need sex tonight

flippin eck someone call a doctor…. Matty hang on in there mate, Im sure its just a phase!!

@Matty wrote:

so you would’nt then… not even after a few drinks?

never tried it?

not even after a few bottles mate, ar.seholes serve 1 purpose in my opinion, its like a 1 way street, things come out, but nothings going in

@Matty wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Matty wrote:

appently, before anal… you have to lick the ar se… thats put me off anal sex.. don’t ask me who I was having this discusion with

of course you could just use a lubricant..so im told…cough :-

cool .. so you dabbled in it too… no wonder your puke is a brown colour

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@Matty wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Matty wrote:

appently, before anal… you have to lick the ar se… thats put me off anal sex.. don’t ask me who I was having this discusion with

of course you could just use a lubricant..so im told…cough :-

cool .. so you dabbled in it too… no wonder your puke is a brown colour

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@Matty wrote:

i reckon for a birthday.. she may of had a drink or two

Yes one or two, thats so Ruby isnt it? :lol:

@Matty wrote:

that was me.. sorry.. i did’nt mean to be an ass

Matty if i had a few like you working under me i would be a happy lass funny witty and caring naaaaaaaaa dont fink you come in my c00nt catogary 8) except ya a funny c00nt at times

@Matty wrote:

are you two really good friends? or is it sarcasim..appently… after so many beers, the average person does’nt understand sarcasim… nore do children… i tried this once with my ex’s kid…

Nics a new user…. she only joined yesterday… :roll:

@Matty wrote:

shall i post the picture of my cock… the one i texted you last night?

was that you?

@Matty wrote:

shaz.. you walked this one.. well done, how does this make you feel? wanna share a few words?

Thanks guys but the real award has to go to Ms Minx who beat me fair and square :roll:

I enjoyed the challenge though, and will do my best to look pretty whilst intoxicated for as long as I possibly can.

@sharongooner wrote:

@Matty wrote:

don’t get this.. shaz.. whats it all mean????

I dunno, but its the law that I reply to every thread on every topic.

lol bless her

@fastcars wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@Matty wrote:

yeah, I have often wanked over that song

me too, one of my favorite wanking songs… brilliant lyrics, :lol:

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@Matty wrote:

don’t get this.. shaz.. whats it all mean????

I dunno, but its the law that I reply to every thread on every topic.

@Matty wrote:

fa cup weekend.. footy and a few beers

innit though 8)

@Matty wrote:

always handy when you wanna chop up your chicken fillets and all the knifes are at the bottom of the sink

Priceless :lol:

@Matty wrote:

But Im a million different people from one day to the next…
No change, I can change
I cant change my mould , no,no,no,no,no,no,no
I can change, I can change

cos its a bitter sweet symphony thats li hife

@Matty wrote:

yeah.. but bet you still end up back here before the night is over, cause you’re sooooo nosey

true, you know me too well, i may have to get another identity :wink:

@Matty wrote:

mancs slipped up at the start of the season, it won’t happen again, unless roo and ron get injured at the same time for 6 weeks

Rooney will headbutt Rons neck (hopefully)… they will both receive severe injuries.

@Matty wrote:

some friend you are

Would you answer the door naked? :roll:

@Matty wrote:

the following…

Saturday, 12 January 2008 –
Arsenal v Birmingham, 15:00 HOME WIN
Aston Villa v Reading, 15:00 HOME WINreading win
Chelsea v Tottenham, 15:00 HOME WIN (unless Anelka is’nt playing, then DRAW)
Derby v Wigan, 15:00 DRAW Derby win
Everton v Man City, 15:00 HOME WIN
Man Utd v Newcastle, 17:15 HOME WINnewcastle…

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