Matty

@Matty wrote:

ita alright.. not had irn bru for a long time, forgot what it tastes like

Forgot what it tastes like?! How do you cope? Anyway, it doesn’t really need adverts but love the snowman one.

@Matty wrote:

look at me, 10 years ago… what ever happened to me… and ooohhhhh my first love.. kate

how did it all go wrong?

You don’t look any different to me :? Well besides the fact you have less hair! :wink:

@Matty wrote:

thats nothing, its been nearly 8 months since i last slept with somone

roflmfao why Matty WHY does this not suprise me at all …….. :lol: :lol: :lol: :-({|=

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Matty wrote:

i’m she would love to give everything up for you ugo

I’m sure she would ….. but it might be a long wait until Ugo’s current girlfriend gets a puncture.

£99.00 you can whip her n all sorts & she wont pop :D :D :D

@emmalush wrote:

@Matty wrote:

we the public choose who we want in power yet still moan about them..

In what way did we choose this power?

by a vote? or am i being silly?

@fastcars wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Matty wrote:

i’m she would love to give everything up for you ugo

I’m sure she would ….. but it might be a long wait until Ugo’s current girlfriend gets a puncture.

Just spat my dinner over my keyboard then u tw*at… :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hahahaha!!!!! :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Matty wrote:

i’m she would love to give everything up for you ugo

I’m sure she would ….. but it might be a long wait until Ugo’s current girlfriend gets a puncture.

Just spat my dinner over my keyboard then u tw*at… :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Matty wrote:

we the public choose who we want in power yet still moan about them..

In what way did we choose this power?

@Matty wrote:

my mum and dad don’t currently have a house, so we are all of to my aunties for a big italian feast xmas day

But i loved their house!!! I had my own little corner and everything…I hope Tilly is ok…. I thought they still had the house… *sigh*

I could just text you all this shit.

@Matty wrote:

just seen minx is lonely……. and we ignored her…. bow your heads in shame

See Matty this is the treatment I receive :wink:

@Matty wrote:

ugo you daft git…. he was going to give it away… now you come in with an offer of £75… bet you are really good at your car boot

buyer… how much is this item

ugo .. its £20

buyer… i’ll give you £30

ugo.. no.. its £20.. sorry

buyer.. how about £25?

ugo.. £22 and its yours

Matty your such a nerd !

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@Matty wrote:

my mum and dad don’t currently have a house, so we are all of to my aunties for a big italian feast xmas day

Where do they live then? :-s

@Matty wrote:

if you want to dress in womens clothes minx.. don’t let them stop you.. its a free world

Well there’s no problem there seeing as I am a woman *Shock Horror* :wink:

@Matty wrote:

yeah, though you can change it still… never name a thread after UGO, he will get a complex

(Anything to oblige a new user …. Ed)

I’l remember that in future :lol:

@Matty wrote:

i need to go spec savers.. can’t see a thing these days

damn you need a girlfriend, didnt anyone tell you what would happen if you choked the chicken too much? :shock:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Matty wrote:

tottaly bored senseless, waiting for somone to text me to say its ok that i can go round, all this sneaking around, its no good to anybody

You do realise when her boyfriend catches you he’ll beat you senseless :lol:

its not her boyfriend, its her family… its all innocent

@Matty wrote:

I know, i have jesus christs msn addy, i just asked him

If that were the case he would be able to tell you how he was resurrected, wouldnt he?? :lol: and therefore prove me right ….. :wink:

@Panda wrote:

@Miss Minx wrote:

@Matty wrote:

can you leave us alone please, thanks

Well why you asked so nicely…. :D

Feel free to add what super power youd choose minx if you like 8)

Anybody ever watched Charmed? I would be like Piper and have the power to freeze time. I would never be late for anything again. :D

@Matty wrote:

we make life so complicated.. relgion ect ect.. after lifes… its all nonsense, we are born from a seed.. we live our life… we die, end off… people like to hang onto the fact that everything is rosie once we die.. but fact is.. we have one innings, and one only.. we don’t come back.. we are gone.. there are no ghosts.. there…

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@Miss Minx wrote:

@Matty wrote:

can you leave us alone please, thanks

Well why you asked so nicely…. :D

Feel free to add what super power youd choose minx if you like 8)