[Matty]

so who were yours?

[Matty]

@jay wrote:

:shock:
i’d rather not remember mine tyvm lol
thought it was gonna b the best experience ever and well
lets just say 3 humps n a squirt and that was that :oops:
so….. noty lol :wink:

it was.. then i changed the subject.. your worst sh a gs sounded more intresting

[Matty]

i’ll name and shame all my bad ones, but a lot will name and shame me.. but do i care?

collete (sombody, forgot her second name)
wendy moore
kate parkingson

all rubbish

i am glad to say i have had more good ones then bad, and it so happens, all the bad ones have been with people younger then me, apart from lisa :)

am i gonna get into trouble for this?

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i was gonna say, my first sha g.. but it was shyte

yes Lisa Krozlic if you reading this now.. you was utter cr ap :P

[Matty]

my mate works in a cheese factory, i can get you as much cheese as you want :)

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hope so. i got another 10 seconds at least in me, so thats at least 3 more kids

[Matty]

for me

tasting my mums home made pizza’s for the first time

my first ever ocean colour scene gig

first time i listened to “creep” by radiohead

firs time i met my ex clare

when i first watched the green mile

watching the office for the first time

all have given me the wow factor

[Matty]

i must admit, its been hard work, but i enjoyed every second of it

[Matty]

i got 7 kids expecting, all over the uk, none of them know where i live though

[Matty]

better then being up somone elses arse :)

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