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that next time i have sex with somone, she will be thin, keep breaking those promises though

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early night last night then?

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i mostly watch games with chinese commatary, while streaming them, no way can you understand what they are on about to be influenced

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@sharongooner wrote:

I dislike the term “armchair supporter”.

Why?

Because even if I could afford a season ticket I wouldnt buy one as I have family commitments that would make it useless.

It dont mean I love my team any less.

but you can afford to buy an armchair though

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@abitofmary_j wrote:

@argyll wrote:

ST.MIRREN F.C.

bleedin rip aff shirts, nae need to change each season i say….

you might get a bit smelly though

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donny osborne? cool, he was on jonothan ross friday night too, wondered what he was upto, to be on there

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then go to bed, then get up, then find out… then tell me

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great result for the county

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yes you do, i demand you find out

then tell me

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none of the above, I tend to masturbate an awful lot instead

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