melmels

me too, only i am waiting for a steak baguette and i have a bottle of finest chardonnay lol

Kevin webster – corrie
Ian beale – eastenders

for being 2 of the ugliest fookers i have ever seen :D :D

who is Lenn ?

I am a 3 until after lunch –

hopefully by then ill have some electricity :evil:

takes a look around and guesses “not welcome”

erm is there a quiz tonight ? If so where do i find it ?? please x

enugh pete !!!!! :shock:

of course sian of course lol

I wouldn’t mind if i understand what the fook was going on :twisted:

pmsl :shock:

ok its three words

“kid free weekend!”

are sgt pepper and sir actor “together” :shock:

tucking the kids into bed and opening a good bottle of shiraz :D

slipping into a huge bubble bath with candles whilst my man waits patiently for me

…… to fall asleep

pmsl :lol:

middle parting indeed (hate to see ya thigh hairs ffs)

they will deffo go elsewhere.

and good on your gal for asking u. U have a good one there i think respect both ways

posh cold is when u dont need tissues lol

ur nose too high in the air to drip :lol:

morphine :) ahhhhhhhhhh the relief from kidney stones

:shock: :shock: :shock:

pebbles ? lol

i just checked and there deffo are no dangly bits !!!!!

:D

bollox lol

ffs ” passes morphine around ”

oh by the way katie and peter is on itv2 pmsfl

looking forward to me dinner.

Then going to get it out of fridge and finding some other koont has eaten it. :evil: