Melody

@desmondy wrote:

looks like this is a wedding free zone pasty!!

Maybe its up to us…

ps you can wear the dress fella :)

Ahem Dessy!! I thought we had an arrangement, don’t go marrying Pasty just to get out of it…..

Ils le cherchent ici, ils le cherchent là, ces Français le cherchent partout. Le Scarlett Pimpernell

or maybe just another jcer

Marmite.

what an enigma :roll:

Ah to be honest I dumped him back in the day…(what a heartbreaker haha)

Can’t remember why though haha

Eeee well…

aww outta 88 views surely someone other than Gaz and his ‘mortally’ drunk fly has done something nice at some point????

I must be a do gooder coz I could tell you more!

A few years ago I performed first aid on a little old man who had a heart attack til the paramedic arrived… his wife brought me a tin of shortbread for my efforts haha!

@thin ice wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@Melody wrote:

My ex from 2 years ago wants me back :shock:

He has good taste then Melody…. thing is, is he worth taking back? So pleased Im over all those decsions….. good luck with yours melody.

Lives too far away now since I have moved and is 12 years my junior…

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@thin ice wrote:

i done a good deed to day
i stuck up for annette curtains
cosy said she wasnt fit to live with pigs
i stuck up for her
and assured him she was :twisted:

Rest assured I will get seriously naffed off with you if you f*ck up another thread with your crap.

@MasterPlan wrote:

I’d be wondering why that someone was sleeping on top of me, instead of next to me..!

I’m shocked you are still breathing if you woke up with me on top of you…

Plus………

You just know in 25 years time someone is going to say…

By the way ladies.. you know we told you botox was safe… well we have decided that injecting your face with poison is actually bad after all.
I think it will turn out to be cancergenic.
Stuff that.

I think all these lotions potions and creams are absolutely b*llo*ks.

If you think about it your skin is waterproof so how can they penetrate your skin and reinject the magic that your skin has lost… When it rains or we bath or shower we all don’t absorb it like a sponge do we? So why would our skin take in a cream?… maybe only to top layer…[Read more]

A complete no no (taken from my sister’s book of self inflicted disasters)

Walking round topless post baby feed with la las like udders when the window cleaner appears at the upstairs window!

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@Melody wrote:

My ex from 2 years ago wants me back :shock:

He has good taste then Melody…. thing is, is he worth taking back? So pleased Im over all those decsions….. good luck with yours melody.

Lives too far away now since I have moved and is 12 years my junior so maybe not a good move to go backwards. Still it is flattering :)

My ex from 2 years ago wants me back :shock:

nasal hairs dangling

Tired!

Getting the giggles at a funeral

@eve wrote:

Grow up???/

Sorry Mel, thats not on my agenda :)

That’s why it’s on my probably won’t list!

@thin ice wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Dying? That’s not on my agenda!!!

Anyway my things to do but won’t:

1) streak at Wimbledon with just a couple of fresh strawberries to protect my modesty.

2) live with a chimpanzee

3) grow up

wouldnt you need 3 strawberrys 8)

I’d need a couple of punnets!

Argh so tired and can’t sleep and have to drive back 270 miles later!
Yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk