Melody

eeee all this testosterone…

pass me 2 bricks :lol:

of course am joking (***gulp***)

on his chopper bicycle

I’d like to share the characiture that was done of me at my mums 60th. Looks nothing like me though haha!
With those nostrils I could be related to Fearne Cotton!

sitting here watching the apprentice and wondering why Alan Sugar hasn’t employed me yet.

Those were also the days when seeing some puppies actually meant…. seeing a small array of infant canines.

This year I have:

My mum’s 60th Party
My step sisters 50th Party
My sisters 40th Party
My Step sisters 25th Wedding Anniversary Party
oh and Ladies Day at the geegees.

So is no one else worried that they buried Bin Laden in the deepest depths of the ocean…

Did the Americans learn nothing about this from Transformers?? After all they tried to do that with Megatron but the Decepticons brought him back to life with a shard of the all-spark and then the poo really hit the fan…..

Let’s hope Bumblebee and…[Read more]

There is a fine line between insanity and genius…

Am not for one moment saying anyone here is a genius though :roll:

All the way through her pregnancy my mother said I was going to be called April Eve if I was born in the eve and April Dawn if I was born in the morning…

I was born in the evening and she hated April Eve so changed the April to something completely different and then put my middle name as DAWN lol.

I gave my children the middle names of Rachel…[Read more]

I’ve got blisters on the balls of my feet… now I know where the term Killer Heels comes from!!
I have lost my voice now since saturday.
I’ve got eyes like peeholes in the snow..

Have I had a good weekend????

HELL YEAH…

and ready to do it all again next week!!!
WOOP WOOP

the taxi occupants watching

stood at the curbside

( 4 words doofus)

I realised only then….

Haha jen bingo! :lol:

@tinks wrote:

Having a break from the spring cleaning…………..i love this time of year………..if it’s not seen the light of day for a year……..its bin time.

:D

I’ll give you my address tinks x

OMGGGG I love Jude Law in this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rMph8HzcDE&feature=related

Q…. Name a famous Royal

A….. mail

@thin ice wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Wonders if Melody will tell people off for ruining her thread :roll:

i think melody is clever and humourous enough not to gripe

lets be honest barnys thread was dying a death it wasnt till he complained that he attracted any interest

ohhh m :shock: ay be that was his plan

clever and humourous haha… not if…[Read more]

Q…part of the body beginning with the letter N

A…. Knee :roll:

When I was a kid…

You could take an empty bowl to the ice cream man and he would fill it for the price of a cornet.

You would be amused for hours with a huge string of elastic bands.. namely french skips and not need a state of the art scooter.

If your parents asked you to do something you didn’t dare question them why or say no.

The Barr…[Read more]