Melody

I woke up to the sound of my mum telling me my puppy was yapping. grr 6.30am

In the hopes of reaching the moon, men fail to see the flowers that bloom at their feet.

Haha i have somewhere to stay albeit sleeping with my mother which isn’t ideal I assure ya! Roll on the 4th when businesses reopen and I can find me a house!

Real life took over I think!

@thin ice wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

@Melody wrote:

It’s ok! I had a lucky escape I think. Happy new year everyone!

have you still got the dress only im available :wink:

Lol, I have the whole lot, dress, decs, venue, cars, disco etc and a honeymoon to Italy! Guess it’s eBay here I come!
Gaz, I’m ever the optimist. When a door is closed a…

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@thin ice wrote:

@Melody wrote:

It’s ok! I had a lucky escape I think. Happy new year everyone!

have you still got the dress only im available :wink:

Lol, I have the whole lot, dress, decs, venue, cars, disco etc and a honeymoon to Italy! Guess it’s eBay here I come!
Gaz, I’m ever the optimist. When a door is closed a window is opened.

It’s ok! I had a lucky escape I think. Happy new year everyone!

Ironically I started this thread only for this to turn out to be my worst Christmas. I am now entering 2011 not as a bride to be but as a homeless singleton dossing on my mums floor with my 2 kids! Go me! At least I have my iPhone and a 3G connection to you lot! Small mercies! Lol :(

They don’t like the cold! So if it was on your doorstep it was already doomed!

@Tom wrote:

God is English. It’s simple. His church is in England, isn’t it? The Church of England. The proper church. Not like those fake churches in the Vatican.

We don’t have natural disasters here because God doesn’t sh!t on his own doorstep.

Haha Henry VIII would be proud of ya Tom, if only for his church being recognised.

I just went for mile walk in the Kent countryside and someone launched a rubber dog ball at me lol

It’s only a bargain if it’s something you actually wanted in the first place and is reduced! Sales . . . Stuff em! I don’t like shopping much anytime!

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@kent f OBE wrote:

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@kent f OBE wrote:

Just read in the paper …made me giggle…

The most asked question put to Jeeves on the internet last year was “Why is Cheryl Cole so pretty?”
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Now whilst I agree Cheryl is absolutely stunning (the biarch :lol: ) I’m gobsmacked people actually ask this question. :lol:

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Let’s not forget the piggies, sheep, lambs and moo cows too! Yum !

Champagne breakfast, a walk in the snow with the dogs, a watered lunch and watching top of the pops in good company and smelling a Christmas feast cooking in the oven (poor turkey). . . . Does it get any better than this?

I met my fiancé online! I just made sure that when I met him I told people where I was going and who I was meeting. I even gave my mum his mobile number lol! They say the social networking sites which pinpoint your exact location if you want them to are going to be a stalkers dream now! Joannas disappearance does echo that of claudias.

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Getting to Kent (even if it took 9 hours) and having a lovely 4 course meal waiting and lots of vino! Even my antibiotics are not going to ruin Christmas ! Merry crimbley eve ev1 x x x x

@GAZLAN wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Sounds like we need a white knight to save us all.

Gaz I thought it was a knight in shining armour usually…. I doubt it matters if he or indeed she is sky blue pink with yellow dots underneath.

Conversing with that small minded idiot has adverse effects no doubt. :o :wink:

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Merry christmas Poli x