Melody

@cosy.m wrote:

:D

My bad! I can’t remember who the hell this is lol

Oh no! After seeing all those blonde lovelies I am now in mourning for the loss of my blonde locks

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Hi Scot (sorry, still can’t bring myself to call you hot for some reason :? ) welcome to the boards and happy posting :D

Think she’s saying you’re ugly in a polite manner.

Talk about brutal lol!

Young William…. the only green stuff you should know about are your bogies lol

He could have still eaten it…. off the floor and wall lol

It is sometimes forgotten that some women end up single mothers rather than becoming one intentionally, whether it be due to infidelity of a partner, death or whatever… NOT as a money maker.

Many children are brought up by one parent whether it is Mum or Dad…. I think as long as a child has love, food and and stable environment it doesn’t…[Read more]

My dad and Gran died within about 22 weeks of each other, both from lung cancer, Dad had 2 and a half weeks after his diagnosis before he died, which in effect would have been the same if he had of not told us for months til it was close to the end, on the other hand Gran knew and we knew for about 20 months before she passed away that she had it,…[Read more]

@WooHoo wrote:

I just invite mine along to watch.. Then when they go back home, I can hear him.. ‘Brace yourself Mildred, it’s that time of year again.’ .. :lol:

You live next door to George and Mildred Roper? lol

Ya alreet bonny lad? lol

I am a geordie and I remember my Gran standing in a shop telling the assistant her entire life story which as a teenager at the time I found very uncool!

Nowadays I find myself talking to anyone lol… which was especially difficult when I lived in Luton for 13 years, strike up a convo with someone at the mirror in the…[Read more]

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

@RickyGervaisFan wrote:

As a 22 yr old guy Ive recently found myself more and more attracted to women older than I.

I’m talkin about much older like women in their 40’s & 50’s.

Is this normal? Does anyone else feel the same way?

Seems you’ve stumbled across the right place lol :lol:

How very roooooood!…

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@GAZLAN wrote:

@RickyGervaisFan wrote:

As a 22 yr old guy Ive recently found myself more and more attracted to women older than I.

I’m talkin about much older like women in their 40’s & 50’s.

Is this normal? Does anyone else feel the same way?

Seems you’ve stumbled across the right place lol :lol:

How very roooooood! Some of us have yet to hit…[Read more]

God forbid no!

Hell no one ate the leeks… they went to some working man’s club leek show where grown men stood and compared the size of their legumes!

You can be clever but have no common sense… my sister is like that, a chartered accountant who hasn’t got the first clue about practical things like sweeping her kitchen floor!

According to my iphone 4 app… I have an IQ of 156 way to go me! (iphones never lie lol)

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

I thought they left the poo there so the rose gardeners could rush out with their buckets to collect

:-…

That was during the war, lol.

So my mum told me.

when i was a little girl… (when adam was a boy) my uncle used to take me onto Newcastle Town Moor with a carrier bag and a trowel to pick up cow poo for his…[Read more]

If you go down Saafend on a horse and trap thing (not rhyming slang on this occasion) there is a bag tethered behing the horses rear to catch to poop… all lovely and clean on the road but rather smelly in the trap behind!

I recently went to centreparcs and the horses there poop anywhere then a little while later a dude in a golf buggy turns up…[Read more]

Dammit you mean Pete is not here anymore? And here was me needing a new siggy and avatar since am no longer a blonde!

(Side) I went to a party and my cousin was there and she said ‘oh you have changed your hair’ and I said ‘yeah I had had enough of tarty blonde’ to which she replied ‘oh so you have gone for tarty brunette instead’
What a cheek!…[Read more]

@panda12 wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Ok so as some of yas know I have a couple of moggies or 3… anyhoo…

Paddy one of my puddies decided to get himself run over back in June… happy to say after a 600 quid vet bill he is doing champion… however… moved house.. kept the mogs in for a few weeks… 1st time i let doofus out he decided to climb into…

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@tinks wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Thankyou for requesting my F U C K comeback, i appreciate this B O L L O X W A N K E R -i love you all, and would like to be T I T B I T C H part of your community again!

:lol:

Is it wrong that I was very attracted to BB’s Pete? I dunno if it was his profanity, his weirdo hair or his boyish good looks lol

Erm…. I met my bloke on plenty of fish dot com hahaha

I was fed up to the back teeth of going out on a weekend and only attracting 22 year olds (it’s a tough life but for a short while someone had to do it lol) anyhow, I decided enough was enough and joined a couple of sites not expecting to find the love of my life as most of the geezers on…[Read more]

AHEM… did I say I was a child of the 80s? oops I meant I went to school in the 80s.. am actually a 1974 kiddo lol… but anyhoo… I had milk in school, I remember having to avoid putting the blue straw through the bird poop on the top and grimacing at the chunky bits of cream you encountered before you got to the milk, yuk. Oh and I was a milk…[Read more]