Melody

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Melody wrote:

If you are good at sex…. they will fall in love! :wink:

Interesting thought. So people who regularly ‘pleasure’ themselves fall in love with themselves eh?

you tell me :)

@ForumHostPB wrote:

True, but cows usually eat the soup their mothers lovingly prepare for them.

I am obviously not a cow :lol:

If you are good at sex…. they will fall in love! :wink:

No two relationships are the same, and eventhough I am a woman scorned, I have never held that against future success for relationships…. there is no point.. just coz one person can’t resist temptation doesn’t mean another can’t and similarly the whole.. once a cheat always a cheat is rubbish too… if a relationship is meant work it will….

lol no I never ate it…. point is… no one ate it so it got flushed! The pan would have blocked the u bend peggle… pans are not as flexible as cows apparently. x

@tictax wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

I come not with peace………. but a sword :)

And here was me thinking you were just pleased to see me…

Anyhoo…
I think this B&B was within the womans home rather than some little guest house thingie so in some repects I can understand why she was more set to her morals but then if you run a…

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once again i thought pete’s thread was going to be about me……. (jk)

Always sad when someone dies but to get into their 80s after a sucessful life doing something they loved and dying peacefully in their sleep…. perfecto.

@tictax wrote:

did she actually say it was because it was 2 blokes ? wasnt that long ago in some hotels u had to prove u were married

that’s only if you check in as mr and mrs smith ticcerz

@kent f OBE wrote:

lol @ shagfest…….whatever do you mean Mellers :lol:

If I was gay I would show ya lol :wink:

I flushed a pan of my mum’s home made soup down the loo does that count? lol

@GAZLAN wrote:

I come not with peace………. but a sword :)

And here was me thinking you were just pleased to see me…

Anyhoo…
I think this B&B was within the womans home rather than some little guest house thingie so in some repects I can understand why she was more set to her morals but then if you run a business like that you cannot…[Read more]

Any woman with a 65 inch back bra size would be a tad massive. lol

F more realistic I suppose.

@Cas wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Wasn’t she the lovley whose hubby ran off with one of the cheeky girls? lol

Lembit Opik,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,now what kinda name is that, I think him and the cheeky tart are well suited and sian williams was well rid! :wink: :lol: :lol:

That’s the one!

Apparently I can’t spell lovely either lol

I only opened this thread to see if you were talking about me…. lol

Victoria Beckham hasn’t got a bit of cheek….. she’s all bone. :p

Wasn’t she the lovley whose hubby ran off with one of the cheeky girls? lol

Clearly someone overdosed on ‘nothing better to do’.

Like a bunch of peacocks shaking a tail feather…bless.

@pikey wrote:

I think we need to bring back smoking in pubs. It’s killing them – especially the decent ones. Besides, they’ve all started to smell a bit of wee since the smokes were banned.

As grim as wee and B.O are fortunately you can’t get lung cancer from them

If a child is capable of passing them at an earlier age then let them do it… that way they have more time to focus on their weaker subjects later without jepordising (spell check) the ones they are good at.

I sat 9 GCSES and I never did a bit of revision lol I went to Florida for a month instead… best revision ever… I passed them all hehe…[Read more]