Melody

He probably never paid his electric bill :lol:

This show is a complete farce and a fix.

do rob brydon and anton du beke

@kent f OBE wrote:

I missed Mellers…I missed her bum….her eyes….her ……. :lol:

personality?? lol

@sarah_1 wrote:

@Melody wrote:

I have been missing a week but no one missed me lol alas how shall I ever get over this :-k

We did miss you Mel but you had a note. :lol:

How’s the house selling & plans for your new life going ? :)

Have sold my house to the first person that viewed it! Way to go!!!!!!! There is a recession on????? Haha… I…[Read more]

I have been missing a week but no one missed me lol alas how shall I ever get over this :-k

@jen_jen wrote:

@eve wrote:

ok so someone tell me what the Smartie is!

I’ll introduce you to the smartie on 1st November eve…not long to wait :wink:

Is it a new siggy?

I became a brunette today… lets see if I become less ditsy now

@WooHoo wrote:

TURNIPS..

What do you do with your body, if you want to expand your waist, whilst exercising?.. :lol:

Sorry..

ANSWER..

Millions.

How much would woohoo have to pay to have me?

next one…

Cheese

WooHoo wrote:
Speak For Yourself.. :lol:[/quote

8-[

What do you get if you spill cola in ya optical features?

The answer is:
Turnips

What is the question?

For some jcers thats probably the standard greeting anyway lol

It is worth less than it was a little while ago but there is a shortage of housing apparently so it should sell. I am not too worried how much profit I make to be honest. I have a lot of equity in the house and I won’t be buying for a while as my little sister is buying me a house :D
I just wanna get home. Been in this stinking flea pit long…[Read more]

Can you believe my house is still not on the market coz they are still processing the stupid HIP! It has been a week now since I instructed the estate agents to sell. It takes the pee!

[-X Boys will be boys

@WooHoo wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

he wil now go and sh ag the lamb melody……….what you said!!!

Yeah Well, better than s h a g g i n g mutton dressed as them! :lol:

**takes hair rollers out and puts teeth in**

I am seriously contemplating turning off… who the hell is voting for tweedle dee and tweedle dum? I reckon it is rigged! Can’t believe Miss frank out

Good on ya Suz x

I am sitting in bed thinking that I have milked as much as I can out of a long lay in coz technically its 11.30. I am going to sort my kitchen cupboards out coz I know some idiot is bound to open them up when they come to view my house and I don’t want to be responsible for falling debri and missiles. lol

I like….

Charlie my labradoodle!… (I have to find him a new home coz am moving… gutted)

Joe to win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miss Frank runners up!!!