Melody

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
she marinaded it in mint sauce
And now shes gonna F u c K it

fgs woohoo go and get a shag already lol

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
she marinaded it in mint sauce
And now shes gonna cook it

@GAZLAN wrote:

If you see war-lass tella thus nowt in the fridge for the bairns teas :shock:

ah cannit man coz ah divent knah whee shi iz like

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

when a woman buys condoms she looks like a slapper. :lol:

Happens to you a lot then?.. :lol:

I wish lol

The thought of being able to eat real food again and not something that seems predigested in order to make me not vomit. Darn bug!

Be honest…. if a mans asking for tampax in a shop he looks like a cool new man type who is confident with his sexuality and doesn’t mind buying them for his woman…

on the other hand….

when a woman buys condoms she looks like a slapper. :lol:

@tictax wrote:

in jc there was 3 , tic, the light, and mel o dy
3,s a crowd without a doubt
so the jc light went out
the jc fire burned bright with flickers
tix lost his nerve , mel lost her knickers
“take me, take me ” said mel with glee
another sexploit from tix jc

why do your poems about me usually result in my losing my pants! How very rude!

My dad was adopted. He found his birth mother who didn’t want to know him. Years passed and he thought she had probably died so he went in pursuit of finding his half brother and sister. He found them and they welcomed him with open arms. They knew nothing of their mothers past but they were happy that they had found my dad coz it explained lots…[Read more]

When the flu jab first came out my uncle went and had it. About 3 days later he died of a thrombosis, there was no link made but it certainly put ppl in my family off getting it done at the time.

After 3 years of being a reg in F2 I have actually managed to stop chatting. I only use the boards now. Chat is just not what it was and not worth the effort of logging in. :lol:

thinking that after 3 days of a headache, 6 times vomitting, backache, temperature, sneezing and generally feeling rubbish that today might be a good day to start and feel better…. but i still woke up with the bloody headache!!!!!!!! arghhhhhhhh

Ticcerz is good at poems… have you not seen some of his stuff in the poems thread?? There is even one about jc ppls

@WooHoo wrote:

Surprised you notice, you’re on them most of the time!! :wink: :lol:

I thought the same about you but then I realised you are just a shortarse

@tictax wrote:

i left my wife and 6 kids and ran away with transexual phsichopathic maniac, that duped me into thinking he /she was a fireman in jc

I thought you promised you wouldn’t bring that up again tic… you hurt my feelings now.

topic… lets kick the living sh*t out of Jeremy Kyle (I hate those types of programs)

I dislike my knees

@tictax wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Geordie Joe to win!!!!!!!!

but the I am biased lol

still laying claim to be a northerner i see

ahem…. house is on the market… this girl will be back in Newcastle in the new year :D Its time for me to do what I want and not stay in poxy Luton to suit others.

@Cas wrote:

@tictax wrote:

cas last year in luton our soldiers where abused by islamics at a march, the councils allowed them to have , the same councils , same town, refused a march to mark st georges day a few weeks later

I know tictax, I saw it on the news and thought how disgraceful it was. If they don’t like it here, or the laws of this…

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@Cas wrote:

@Melody wrote:

My dad gave up on his first attempt…. but then again having a lung removed for cancer is enough to make you give up I suppose. Too little too late however.

Non smoking nazi’s??? Is it too much to ask to breath clean air? Dear God get a grip PB, you are acting like the baby who threw his dummy out of the pram.

No it’s…

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Geordie Joe to win!!!!!!!!

but the I am biased lol

My dad gave up on his first attempt…. but then again having a lung removed for cancer is enough to make you give up I suppose. Too little too late however.

Non smoking nazi’s??? Is it too much to ask to breath clean air? Dear God get a grip PB, you are acting like the baby who threw his dummy out of the pram.