Melody

@sarah_1 wrote:

OMG !!!! What do they look like fgs? :lol: :lol: :lol:

A couple of babybel cheeses. lol (and cheese would sound better)

@Bad Manners wrote:

Well hurry up ffs. What’s more important? The garage door or this nice ashtray?

I tell you what… take a deep breath and hold it and I will tell you when I decide…. say in 6 months maybe???

@Bad Manners wrote:

Kiss my stinking ashtray Melody. It’s yummy.

I would but am busy attending the opening of my garage door.

@Bad Manners wrote:

Agreed PB. Im a smoker again myself, and to be honest whatever they tax me I’ll still smoke. Im in the “moron that will smoke no matter how much we tax him” category.

Who cares If I get a disease? If I get a disease I’ll wear It proudly as a true benson and hedges man, so you non smokers can kiss my diseased benson and hedges…

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I deleted them… am not so brave after all!!

DRIVERS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.

RAPPERS: Avoid having to say: “Know what I’m sayin'” all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place

SCROOGES: Save money at Christmas by returning last year’s…[Read more]

My friend offered me a ticket to go to sundays show this weekend and I have had to turn it down coz my total tosser ex wouldn’t help me out and look after his daughter for one night. I am livid.

@tictax wrote:

@will wrote:

i pictured tictax as bein about my age 27/28ish

recalls a previous topic , ” how do u see ppl ” melody got me to a tee , ” peter pan the boy that never grew up “

It does help that we have talked at length of course. :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

It’s Ok! =; I’ve done Melissa.. So, that’s one less thing to worry about. Go back in about five days, think i filled her up.. :shock:

was it unleaded or four star?

@Pete wrote:

should have read the feckin thread title and actually posted the odd pic :wink:

Pete odd pics… how very rude! Just coz ur odd :P

I would post my picture but I don’t think the world is ready

All I know is I have had enough of death this year!

Not only does there seem to have been several high profile and untimely deaths in the celeb world but on a personal level I have been touched by the deaths of several family members and friends this year… 2009 is a year I want to forget.

@anc wrote:

rofl here lol – well, can you just imagine who you would choose eh? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :idea:

I would chose me…lol

The best thing on dating in the dark is when the loser watches his potential date walk off into the sunset on their own where they would rather stay single and desperate than date them haha so cruel but so…[Read more]

@thin ice wrote:

@anc wrote:

I think peeps should put themselves forward for the programme ‘Dating In The Dark’ – could be interesting! pmsl :lol:

sha gging in the dark is good ancy panky when you aint sure who it is lol

you could be doing ya sister :?

@minim wrote:

I read today that he was in an unusual prayer like position when he was found.

What the hell can someone be doing in a prayer like pose, and then die from doing whatever it was?

Presumably, he was kneeling on the floor, with his hands close together as if cupping something.

How very odd.

perhaps he was knealing on the floor…[Read more]

my lie was number 3 well done!

I will leave the floor open for someone else to lie now ……

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I just had the BEST weekend :lol:

@minim wrote:

1. My parents are both in the music business

2. My little sister won young musician of the year

3. My other sister is an artist and paints landscapes in NZ

ooo tough… am guessing number 1

1) I once set all my friends pens in jelly at school

2) I once put a condom on the exhaust pipe of my biology teachers car when at…[Read more]

I wish my little hottie hadn’t just gone back to Redditch :( lol (Magaluf – what goes on tour apparently doesn’t stay on tour hehe)

when i went to canada i saw a moose… then realised that i should stop looking at my own reflection :lol: