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Always keep eye contact :shock: 8)
DRIVERS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.
RAPPERS: Avoid having to say: “Know what I’m sayin'” all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place
SCROOGES: Save money at Christmas by returning last year’s cards to the sender with the simple inscription “Same to you”.
@melody wrote:
DRIVERS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.
RAPPERS: Avoid having to say: “Know what I’m sayin'” all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place
SCROOGES: Save money at Christmas by returning last year’s cards to the sender with the simple inscription “Same to you”.
Someone’s been reading Viz.. :lol:
For a laugh, i’m going to try the third tip this year!! 8)
never be first and never be last and never volenteer for anything
DON’T INVITE DRUG ADDICTS round for a meal on boxing day. They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.
send batteries for christmas presents with a note saying ‘toys not included’ :lol:
I really do have to start saving these tips..
I could send them off to Chat magazine! Hey, it’s £15 per tip! :lol:
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