Melody

Pete often had trouble keeping his internet mail order bride awake long enough to introduce her to people….

Woohoo’s womanising ways continued into his later years….

Her quest to be a size zero had taken its toll on kentys looks

The first cup of tea of the morning… mmmmmm

@Freaky Biker wrote:

I’m looking to sell the house that me and the ex bought together.

I had a call the other day, she is moving into a new place with her “friend” (who I know she’s been screwing for ages).

She moves out in about 3 weeks- and unless I move back to the house (which I can’t stand) then it’ll be left vacant…. which is cannon…

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lol woohoo… my ex is marrying the tart he shagged behind my back so i hear ya !!

Ok on my mind…

today I…
put my house on the market
applied for a new job in Newcastle
looked at property ooop north
Filled out transfer applications for my children to move schools
began looking for new homes for my 2 dogs…

and now am scared! eeek

my king sized memory foam bed …. all to myself yay!

Pete and Will eventually have that botty fun and play with each others balls that they have been building up to for months….

@WooHoo wrote:

Melody Hun, you should watch who you take home with you after a Night Out!! :lol:

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/wake_up_prank.gif

hehe

the things will got mel to do sometimes went a little too far

woohoo often chose a nice blonde for the last dance at the local disco

and will wonders why women prefer a banana over a fella….

The boys get on down at the JC christmas party

‘melody kicks woohoo’s butt’

@WooHoo wrote:

Although, i weren’t so fussy when Melody sent me her request! :shock:

If I wasn’t laughing so hard I would track you down and slap ya lol

@will wrote:

seriusley why do women use a banana wen they hav a fella.

not all women have a fella will and am sure you have the occasional hand shandy while mels not looking.

**giggles and blushes** :oops:

It would be great if position of the week could involve a second person for some of us lol

yay its friday!!!!!!!

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