Melody

Righto am off to work to do lots of observations on small people whilst they play and have fun….enjoy ya day everyone :lol:

@Bad Manners wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

I dont wanna see your sister Will. She’s not very pleasing on the eye.

Being under the influence when you made this comment seems a feeble excuse considering you made it at 10.20am…. supertennants for breakfast was it?

Now of your buisness. :roll: Young Will got my apology, so I’ll leave it…

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Watching an old edition of ‘shooting stars’ and have to say i love bob and vic…

georgie dors what are the scores???
ulrikakakakaka

@Bad Manners wrote:

I dont wanna see your sister Will. She’s not very pleasing on the eye.

Being under the influence when you made this comment seems a feeble excuse considering you made it at 10.20am…. supertennants for breakfast was it?

@will wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@will wrote:

mel in her undies with a tub of nutella. meeooow!

is the tub of nutella in her undies ?

when we get goin its evrywhere mate. on her niples, on me shaft.. i’d go into more detale but then u will all get jealus :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAa5rP64YbQ bow chikka bow wow

His victim has served a life sentence and probably still does… it’s time he did too

lying in my pit

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

My toast with butter and raspberry jam…. want some?

Yes Please.. And then I’ll have some toast too.. :lol:

take a ticket and wait ya turn lol

if only lol

imagine ya bf or husband coming in and saying…

‘oh shoot I got a running in my mantyhose’ julia roberts stylie lol

I regret saying that I would go back to work today…. yuk… I have to leave the house in about 5 mins and I don’t wanna do it! lol

my middle name is Dawn

and yes I have heard the waking up and the crack of dawn gag many times!

@PD wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@PD wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

And PD I think a full explanation of how its done is beyond the boards sweetie… I suggest you google it with a p o r n filter on :shock:

Holy Moly!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azIq3Ogc5Zk

omg haha the diagramatic erection made me laugh so much !!!!!!!

Do you thing Captain Pugwash was…

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i just re read this post coz i had forgotten already what you all were about lol

woohoo’s post cracked me up!

@PD wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

And PD I think a full explanation of how its done is beyond the boards sweetie… I suggest you google it with a p o r n filter on :shock:

Holy Moly!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azIq3Ogc5Zk

omg haha the diagramatic erection made me laugh so much !!!!!!!

Utterly disgusting!

I remember years ago my sister in law at the time told me on the phone that she was going to pop to sainsburys which was just over the road while her new baby was asleep in its cot… i went mental at her and told her on no account to leave the baby on its own at home.. she didn’t fully understand why until i gave her a list…[Read more]

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

dont doctors do house visits anymore then?

mine did come out when i had oinky flu

They don’t here unless ya dying lol

I talked to my own gp this morning about the bra incident last night and he is non too pleased that the other dr took it upon himself to undo my bra!

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@Melody wrote:

My dad died begging to stay alive, pleading for help at the tender age of 68 – 3 weeks after diagnosis of lung cancer. I would rather take my chances with sitting in my own pee and being oblivious to it thanks having seen that.

I’m so sorry Melody…… when you put it like that I totally see your point… sadly it…

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My dad died begging to stay alive, pleading for help at the tender age of 68 – 3 weeks after diagnosis of lung cancer. I would rather take my chances with sitting in my own pee and being oblivious to it thanks having seen that.

coughing up a lung

My toast with butter and raspberry jam…. want some?