Melody

I looked at the forum name ‘codgers with attitude’ or something like that put me off instantly….if I was an oldie I certainly wouldn’t wanna think of myself as a codger… you might as well roll over and die now!

and in the olden days the doctor would have come to the house on a house call not made poorly sick people trail half way across town to sit in a room with other ppl who are vomitting etc!!

I scratched my own car by parking in some brambles does that count? lol

Have you ever picked your nose and ate it?

As an outgoing able bodied young person I feel discrimminated against lol

I could race in ya mobility scooter like the best of them i tell ya!

Joking aside… Good luck with ya forum x

@kent f OBE wrote:

wow your deliscious woman……seen ur eyes ur bum and now your tongue :lol:

Lmfao @ me posting body parts… its like a jigsaw

How can i kiss the next one if i dunno who it is :s

I will snog kenty instead…. **puts tongue in for good measure**

way to goooooooo keep it up you will feel better for it in the long run

@thin ice wrote:

may be we should just ban breeding
all women should be sterilised at puberty
no kids no hassle
wouldnt life be great

better still lets get two bricks and let you bend over

oink oink

digesting a whole bar of galaxy chocolate in the absence of a sunday roast.

I just went to f2 for the first time in about a month and got a really frosty reception because of all the things i apparently said… (adds completely bewildered smilie here) dear god I fear i am able to telepathically be in chat these days..

*commends the irish fella on making a complete hash of my chat reputation in my absence*

yawn

i said a r s e not fundamental orrifice sheesh

@kent f OBE wrote:

oh yeah….you must be really annoyed at woohoo though melody…coz he went away with you and now hes not telling you who hes gone away with…………everyones bleeding well cheeky lately :wink:

lol did you guess which one was his arse in the picture? :lol:

makes note of tictax and woohoo’s absence and wonders what their cover story is :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

be nice melody he will scratch ur eyes back out :lol:

lol kenty… i still owe him for putting my name on my friends a hole lol

@Freaky Biker wrote:

@Melody wrote:

I been single for 5 months… any port in a storm lol

jk

I like the thinking, but it’s been so long since my ship has docked, I doubt I’ll remember how to do it :oops:

When my ship docks I will be at the flipping airport :lol:

@Pete wrote:

I’m a born again virgin

but you weren’t born yesterday lol

@thin ice wrote:

i think a swinging club would suit melody better

I been single for 5 months… any port in a storm lol

jk

you old sentimental softeee pete

dark chocolate